1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!
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Ok, Alzheimer's disease is nothing that I'd wish on anyone, but I haven't much sympathy for old Charlton. I don't think America's forefathers wrote the second amendment with the intent that every American has a right to stockpile semi-automatic weapons. And old Moses is the NRA'S poster boy. He's smug and egotistical..and quite frankly, wacko. He has the gall to compare himself to Ronald Reagan, Martin Luther King, Jr., and JFK. The irony in this? One was injured, the other two were assassinated..by guns!
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Just leave Lyle out of this! Charlton's another nutjob from Michigan, ya know? Just wait until they elect the next NRA president (and fellow Michigan nutjob)..Ted Nugent.
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Re: Charlton Heston is gonna die!
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August 15 2002, 12:41 PM
Charlton is from MI? News to me.
Now you know I am a fan of the Motor City Madman.
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You're a fan of Ted's, but would you go hunting with him? Only one of you would be likely to return.
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Re: Charlton Heston is gonna die!
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August 15 2002, 8:06 PM
I am not a hunter, but my uncle went hunting with him and lived to tell about it. It was a bear hunting trip, and no my uncle did not bag a bear, but of course Ted did. My uncle used to be a musician though.
Gunnar Ross, who used to be Ted's drummer, used to live across the street from me. His parents still do.
Gunnar (aka Andy Rosinkski) quit his life on the road, got married and had a baby and is now a plumber.
I don't think the bad boys are as bad as they pretend to be.
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I don't think the bad boys should be entitled to semi-automatic weapons. A hunting rifle, fine. A gun in the house to protect your family (even though you may be asking for an accident), ok.
I still think Ted is "out there". Don't dispel the myth.
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SUMMER again
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August 15 2002, 9:55 PM
Hi, I never expected my post to take that turn. Very happy right now, hope everyone else is too.
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When have we ever been known to stay on topic? Small minds=small attention spans.
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Re: Charlton Heston is gonna die!
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August 16 2002, 8:04 PM
Ok so Ted is insane...but who else could do a number like Stranglehold??
I don't have a gun, and it wouldn't be easy to fire one from a straight jacket anyway. Interesting though, my friend's husband just took some sort of gun course. The instructor informed them that even if someone was in their house, they had better not shoot him, and if he did he better kill him or risk major law suits. Would risk major law suits anyway, but could possibly prove the intruder was threatening their lives. So it what it all boils down to is that only the criminals can use their guns and you have to hope you don't die and they get caught. Maybe this is why Ted lives on a farm, so he can shoot 'em and bury 'em and forget it. This instructor told them it is better that everyone have a "safe" room in their house, which is a room with a steel inside door, a phone, and a steel door leading outside so that they could possibly escape from an intruder. He said most celebrities have safe rooms in their homes. I have big dogs, 3 of them.
Hey shorti....glad your happy.
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Maybe celebrities have panic rooms, but the average family neither has the money nor the space for one. No one should have to hide in their own home anyway. People shouldn't shoot someone just because they broke into their home, but if they had a gun, they could tell them to slowly put their hands on their heads, make them drop to their knees, then have them lie face down on the floor. If they make any sudden movements, blast away. If not, call the cops. As long as you don't tell the police, "he broke into my house, so I shot him" you should be ok. There are getting to be more and more home invasions. It used to be if someone was home, no one would dare break in. Now, criminals just don't give a damn. What happened to criminal etiquette?
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Re: Charlton Heston is gonna die!
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August 17 2002, 8:51 PM
2 summers ago we had a very brave window peeper. Or at least I guess that was all he was up to. Dogs didn't scare him, having a cop living 2 doors down didn't bother him. He loved going on our deck and unscrewing the motion sensor lights. My son and I were sitting in the family room one night when the dog alerted us by going berzerk that someone was looking in the window.
After 3 months of this I was getting irritated and told the cop neighbor that next time I knew he was out there me and the dogs and a baseball bat were going to sneak up on him. He said well don't hit him...I said well then you the boys better get him, because I am sick of being a victim in my own home. Nope they never got him.
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So why did he stop peeping? Did you and your son start wearing clothes? Or perhaps he got internet access.
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Re: Charlton Heston is gonna die!
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August 18 2002, 8:13 PM
I don't know, maybe he still peeps. Or maybe he found another place to peep. Maybe he got bored because everyone here is dressed when we are downstairs. Who knows what goes through a sicko's mind..
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[raises hand sheepishly] Maybe he's not allowed to cross the border anymore. heh
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Re: Ah Ha!!
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August 18 2002, 8:27 PM
I knew I would get you to confess!!
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