Rules of Negotiation and Our Demands:

1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!

 

<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage   I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in.. August 14 2002 at 5:09 PM No score for this post   (Login bawdy) Forum Owner from IP address 67.68.213.66   Has this guy ever made a good movie? They're all crap. And he can't act. I just saw Summer Catch. The guy throws like a girl! If you're going to make a sports movie, at least give the lead role to an actor with some athletic ability. In no way was Freddy convincing, even though the director did his best to cover up his lack of athleticism. Why is this guy a star? To me, he just comes across as a goofy dope.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Respond to this message    Author Reply Candy (no login) 209.153.172.212 Re: Freddy P. No score for this post August 15 2002, 12:44 PM  Hey I know, they should have used Lou Diamond on the diamond right?   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 67.68.212.243 Re: I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in.. No score for this post August 15 2002, 3:15 PM  Now you're thinking! That's inspired genious!   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Candy (no login) 209.153.172.223 Re: I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in.. No score for this post August 15 2002, 8:08 PM  I do have my moments eh?   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 67.68.219.100 Re: I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in.. No score for this post August 15 2002, 8:50 PM  Why else do you think I let you be part of my entourage? heh   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Candy (no login) 209.153.172.124 Re: I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in.. No score for this post August 16 2002, 7:52 PM  Just keep those paychecks coming love.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 67.68.218.237 Re: I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in.. No score for this post August 17 2002, 3:31 PM  I take it you haven't tried cashing any of them yet.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Current Topic - I want to smash Freddy Prinze, Jr.'s head in..   Respond to this message      << Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage