1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!
Yeah, but if you race cars, that's the risk you take. It's not like he wasn't asking for it. It sounds like he will fully recover. He's lucky he didn't suffer a brain injury or get paralyzed. I wonder if he'll be stupid enough to take up racing again. Betcha he does.
I think I've seen him in a couple movies-nothing that stuck in my mind though.
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Candy (no login) 209.153.172.187
Re: Jason Priestly
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August 17 2002, 8:43 PM
Good thing I didn't invite my friend who is a Nascar driver here!!
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Is your friend Dick Trickle? If that's not the funniest name ever, I don't know what is.
Well, if you have a career choice between pumping gas and racing cars, I can't blame someone for choosing the latter. But if you're an actor and take up racing as a hobby, are you really committed to being the best driver you can be? Apparently Priestly was pretty serious about racing, but it appears he needed more experience. I think it's time for him to go back to acting. He got off lucky this time..if a concussion, broken feet and a broken back can be considered lucky.
Heck, it's only Jason Priestly. He's no Paul Newman.
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Candy (no login) 209.153.172.186
Re: Dick Trickle??
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August 18 2002, 7:54 PM
OMG that is hysterical!! Nope I have never met Mr Trickle and doubt seriously if I could do so with a straight face!!
Nope my friend only drives as a hobby too. He is a nuclear engineer or something. I had a big crush on him in school. I signed up at classmates.com recently and he emailed me.
How do you know whether I am or not? And how do I know you're not lying? You could be a pimply faced teen with braces for all I know. And vice versa.
You may have noticed that I steer clear of posting personal details here.
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Shorti (no login) 12.90.168.194
Hmm a bit defensive?
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September 1 2002, 8:29 PM
That will teach ya.
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Anonymous (no login) 67.68.213.50
Re: Jason Priestly
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September 2 2002, 3:00 PM
Nope, I'm not being defensive. Just saying whether I am or am not getting laid will never be broadcast here for all to read.
Sheesh..I try to take the high road and let your comment slide, and you don't drop it. I guess I was right about you steering these threads in one direction.
And for the record, I'm the only one here with a penis, so I'm the last one who can be accused of having penis envy. Ask Freud.
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