Rules of Negotiation and Our Demands:

1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!

 


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I got banned!

August 17 2002 at 7:47 PM
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  (Login bawdy)
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Heh..I posted a few times lately on some other board (not very monogomous of me, huh?) and the administrator there was doing cartwheels because a "celebrity" (some wanna be country music artist) had signed their guestbook. (I'm sure she's been signing every guestbook she can find trying to drum up a fan base. Case in point: she never posted on the board.) Anyway, the guestbook was signed today and the admin mentioned going to the artist's page and signing her guestbook.

Well, I had taken the time to sign their guestbook three days ago, but since I'm not a celebrity (really, I'm not!), I called it to her attention in a thread, ending it with a simple "Hmmm..." So she banned me.
She was a ditz anyway who posted multiple topics a day such as, "A fly is bugging me" and "What's your favourite sandwich spread?"

Don't worry..I won't lose sleep over this. I'm actually amused. I can't stand people with double standards. (Don't think, "Well, maybe she just hadn't gotten around to signing your book yet.") This chick seemed to always be on-line-probably neglecting her kids at the same time.

Anyway..I thought you might enjoy hearing that I'm such an unwanted and despicable person.


 
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August 17 2002, 8:41 PM 


You went to a board who's administrator started threads like "A fly is bugging me"?

You shameless hussy!!!

 
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August 18 2002, 3:01 PM 

Well, the board had various categories..music, sports, etc. I quickly learned what to avoid. Actually, the fly thread was titled "The Fly". The content? "There's a fly buzzing around that's bugging me. He's going down!" I think she posted everything that popped into her head. It wouldn't have surprised me if she posted, "I just farted. How often does everyone here fart?" That was basically her modus operendi. One lame topic after another.

I basically posted a couple of the same things that I posted here, plus participated in a couple threads there, but the novelty of the place was already running out anyway. I don't really want to spend time on boards outside of this one. I'd rather play the Sims.

 
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August 18 2002, 7:57 PM 


Still .....you are a shameless hussy!!

 
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August 18 2002, 8:18 PM 

If posting on a message board makes one a hussy, aren't we all then?

 
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August 18 2002, 8:21 PM 


Oohhh Noooooo.
When our fearless leader runs around on another message board when we are not looking, then that becomes hussy status.

 
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August 18 2002, 8:27 PM 

Hardly. It's just some place I stumbled upon and goofed around on for a few days. Besides, no one was posting here. As long as I'm not neglecting this place, I'll post anywhere I please..and you'll never know. Ha!

 
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