Rules of Negotiation and Our Demands:

1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!

 

<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage   Lance grounded September 3 2002 at 6:07 PM No score for this post   (Login bawdy) Forum Owner from IP address 67.68.217.108   Ha! The Russians are saying that Lance Bass won't be going up in space after all. I guess they're tired of all the delays in him coming up with funding. Why would anyone give money to send him up there? Unless of course they were going to leave him there. Just thinking of all the good twenty million dollars can do.. Why should that clown go up there anyway?      This message has been edited by bawdy from IP address 67.68.212.64 on Sep 6, 2002 2:58 PM   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Respond to this message    Author Reply Candy (no login) 209.153.172.41 Lance Bass? No score for this post September 5 2002, 7:51 PM  Ok I don't even know who Lance Bass is. I have heard that someone was supposed to go to space with the russians, but that is all I know. I live in my own little world you know. It's ok, they know me here.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 67.68.212.64 Re: Lance grounded No score for this post September 6 2002, 3:03 PM  He's probably the second most popular member of the boy band 'N Sync. Even if you wanted to live under a rock you couldn't escape from hearing their music. They should put the whole band in another exploding space shuttle.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Candy (no login) 209.153.172.11 Re: Lance grounded No score for this post September 6 2002, 8:20 PM  I don't believe oldies 104.3 plays anything by N'Sync. I have heard the name of the group though.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 67.68.219.45 Re: Lance grounded No score for this post September 7 2002, 1:59 PM  People still listen to the radio???   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Candy (no login) 209.153.172.144 Re: Lance grounded No score for this post September 7 2002, 8:15 PM  Only old people.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. (Login bawdy) Forum Owner 67.68.212.128 Re: Lance grounded No score for this post September 8 2002, 2:03 PM  I'd rather listen to music of my choosing, not someone else's.   Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts. Current Topic - Lance grounded   Respond to this message      << Previous Topic | Next Topic >> Return to Sanity Held Hostage