1) Make us laugh. Or die trying.
2) Don't be surprised if you find yourself verbally pistol-whipped. It's all in the spirit of fun.
3) We want a helicopter...because hostage takers always ask for one in the movies, right? We don't ride no stinkin' buses. If you don't have a helicopter, make rotor noises by thumping on your chest while you linger, at least.
4) Don't be surprised if a cheese monkey mistakes you for a mate while you make rotor noises. Feed the cheese monkey at your own peril.
5) We're out of cheese. Bring cheese.
6) Papi's rule: Refrain from using the word "pussy" during negotiations, or risk the wrath of a scrawny Texan.
7) Take the feuding and flaming elsewhere. We're kinder, gentler hostage takers.
8) We want lots of bubble wrap. Stand-offs can be a bitch.
9) Run your cat through the shredder before entering. There's nothing like the sound of a screeching cat to break the tension.
10) Tell the SWAT team to keep their distance. But you're welcome to join in if you're new here. Don't be shy!
We've been located at Network54 for awhile now, but I'm about ready for a change. I'm tired of the pop-ups here. How many times do I have to be congratulated for being a winner? Every day it seems. My pop-up stopper software doesn't even block these. Surely these bother everyone else, n'est pas?
So if things go well, we'll have a new home soon. We'll be free of pop-ups. You'll have to log in to post though. I'll keep you posted.
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Hopefully at http://www.tbqforums.com/ . I've tried to set one up there before with no luck, but they're coming out with a new forum generator and are working out a few kinks. I've tried it, but received an error message when registering. So until that gets sorted out, we're stuck here. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we can get this sorted out soon.
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Shorti (no login) 12.90.172.10
And here I was hoping yahoo.....
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October 18 2002, 9:16 PM
but I guess I'm not that lucky.
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Because they look like everything else at Yahoo. As far as I know, you're limited in the colours and graphics you can use too. I prefer something similar to forums I've had in the past.
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Shorti (no login) 12.90.172.83
No limit
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October 20 2002, 10:53 PM
No limit whatsoever to colors and graphics that can be used.
To test what I am saying, you can join one of mine and see for yourself. If interested, let me know.
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