Killing is such a pain in the ass.
Ficlet
Author : Tssish
Genre : Non-Yaoi, black humor
Rating : There are death and bad words. PG-13
Email : amiral_671@hotmail.com
Disclaimer : SD characters are not mine, sadly. I’m just toying around with them.
Feedback : Waiting for advices and criticisms. Happily welcomed, even tough ones.
Author’s notes : First fic…me unsure and sorry for the mistakes.
Sakuragi’s thoughts and inner dialogue.
He did it !
He did it !
ARGH !
I can’t believe he did it !
Just because of that fragile kitsune, no more !
ARGH !
Baka kitsune ! Be happy that you are dead or else I would already have sent you burning your ass in hell !
And that Gori !
ARGH !
How did he dare ? How did he dare kick the tensai out of the team ?
Just because of kitsune’s weakness ?
ARGH !
Sakuragi headbutted a lamppost.
Baka kitsune ! Even in your death you are getting on my nerves and ruining my life ! Even in your death !
Me, the tensai, the rebound king, kicked out of the team !
And because of what ? Because of a stupid kitsune who don’t how to correctly stand on his feet, who just have to be in the ball way, who just have to fall and stupidly break his little neck !
Just because I accidently threw that ball, squarely in his face !
Man ! It was a good shot !
But I swear I didn’t do it on purpose ! I swear !
Hey…
Something clicked in Sakuragi’s mind.
Hey…the kitsune is dead !
YOSH !
The kitsune is dead !
The kitsune is dead !
Yeehee !
A laughing-like-mad, smiling and singing happily redhead could be seen on the pavement, making a little joy dance.
An horribly off-tune song could be heard : “No more kitsune, no more kitsune, no more kitsune ! Ore wa Tensaiiii !”
Occasionnal passers-by backed off, frightened by that mad redhead.*
Mad he was, indeed.
I’m a tensai ! No doubts now ! Nyahahahahaha !
But…I can’t play basketball anymore !
Argh…Baka kitsune !
Man ! Killing, even that stupid and useless fox, is such a pain in the ass.