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Is Farting in a church of Christ building wrong?

December 11 2012 at 5:49 PM
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Would it be considered instrumental music since it sounds like a horn?

Would it be considered incense or a sweet smelling aroma?

Because there is no approved example, direct command, or necessary inference that Paul ever farted in an assembly, would that make it wrong?

I believe that the Bible authorizes farting.

Ken...what is your feelings on this topic?

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Ken Sublett

Re: Is Farting in a church of Christ building wrong?

December 13 2012, 1:33 PM 

IF you (and few do) know that church is A School (only) of the Word (only) of Christ in the Prophets and Apostles, then you might as well do that as anything in most pseudo assemblies. As a matter of fact, I suspect that there is a huge group of untapped (and undergassed) people out there. And in the words of the hireling-changelings and their unlawful defenders, WHY SHOULD WE PREVENT people who love methane and sulfur from WORSHIPPING WITH US.

Normally, we would suggest that those who Add Aromatherapy as an ACT of worship would have the uncommon decency to go buy an OSHA-approved house but, HAY, it's a lot cheaper just to STEAL the church house of widows (they gonna die anyway).

As a matter of fact we know that the serpent in the garden was, according to Christ, Lucifer the singing and harp playing prostitute. He always takes the women first. And Christ in Isaiah 33 and Revelation says that the MARKS of God driving His enemies into "hell" are the same wind, string and percussion instruments Lucifer brought with him/her/it when cast as PROFANE (the halal praise word) out of heaven.

On the other hand, while farting might sow discord we don't really have any evidence that God plans to NOT "cast alive into the lake of fire" those who MAKE noise which produces the effect of Fight, Flight or Sexual arousal.

Since you have farting on your mind, check with the band of gay Troubadours who wandered from coast to coast claiming that they "will do ANYTHING" to save more soul. I would give you an even shot at heaven while the ABSOLUTE mark or religious music and musicians is always associated with burning up the innocents. Let us know: you could get on Pepperdine's 2013 workshop: Christ in Ezekiel said that the prophesiers (musicians) attend the workshops to "steal words from one another."

This message has been edited by Ken.Sublett from IP address on Dec 14, 2012 3:32 PM

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Cheer up: God does not know the names of the instrumental prophesiers saying Lord, Lord.

December 16 2012, 7:39 PM 

What is the BEAST in Revelation? Not a quadraped.

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Jesus said that God HIDES from the Wise or Sophists: they are self-preachers, singers and instrument players

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The testimony of the Greek literature to which John Pointed

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Ken Sublett

Re: Is Farting in a church of Christ building wrong?

December 14 2012, 2:30 PM 

When someone says that God commanded him to impose "instrumental praise" (an oxymoron) from the praise word "halal" the root of LUCIFER and Chalal meaning play the flute, steal other people's inheritance, pollute or prostitute and also defining "lucifer being cast as profane out of heaven."

And that was what God ABANDONED Israel (especially the Jacob-cursed, God abandoned tribe of Levi) to the worship of the starry host when they engaged in the musical idolatry of the Egyptian (etal) trinity under the image of Apis the bull calf.

Then these people are "authentic and intentional" (as the say and say) in obeying A spirit of a different sort.

It simply is not possible for honest disciples to spend so much time refuting the Spirit OF Christ in the Prophets and Apostles and NOT be aware of the UNIVERSAL condemnation of music in general but specifically instruments (copper or brass is related to the serpent and allowed charlatans to CLAIM that the gods spoke through their instruments: David wanted to AWAKEN his lyre so he could awaken the Dawn (mother of Lucifer)

This is prophesied to BREAK OUT at some time, hopefully now. They will continue to CLAIM and DENY because that is the sign of STRONG DELUSIONS to those who do not love the Lord. Lying Wonders. I don't intend to CONVERT: we are beyond that.

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Re: Is Farting in a church of Christ building wrong?

December 15 2012, 3:05 PM 

When your preacher says that A SPIRIT told him that God commanded "instrumental praise" so powerfully that he could get away with lying and stealing the church house of widows and honest working people (No Lay By Law which would be legalism) then you can probably smell the flatulunce of Hell already casting him alive into the lake of fire to be consumed by the breath (spirit) of his own tongue. All who enable fall into the same ditch (pit or hell). The Spirit OF Christ in Isaiah 30 and Revelation 17f told me so.

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