OLD

by Anonymous

"OLD" IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs
and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your
new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means you
don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN...An "all nighter" means not getting
up to pee.

"OLD" IS WHEN...Going Bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.

Thought we could use a laugh!

Posted on Apr 3, 2002, 9:27 AM

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Ha......those aren't too good when.......... Gerri, Apr 3, 2002, 9:36 AM

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