I hope everybody traveling this weekend will have a safe trip. Having just returned from an airline trip, I know how frustrating it can become. My suspenders set off the security beeper, and I was given the choice of removing them or submitting to "special scrutiny." Although I was wearing clean underwear, per my mother's long-standing advice, I hesitated to remove my suspenders, lest my pants fall down. After being groped by some high school dropout in a uniform I asked him what the customary tip was. He said "Hey, I don't like this any more than you do." Well, I'll take his word for it.
Anyway, safe travels, everybody. And mind your brisket.