Seen plenty of references on here to the alleged Newt lookalike,but isnt Andy Fordham a big, fat,sweaty ugly bastard? Shome mishtake shurely,thats nowt like Newt and I bet Fordham doesnt drive an effing Skoda either.

Newt has undergone a re-styling a la Trinny and Susannah. He now closely resembles that other darting legend Leighton Rees. He`s working on the Welsh accent and has been up to Samson`s for a nice sweep over. The Skoda will have to go though, those welsh hills and valleys require a car with a little more pulling power.

I did see a classified in the South Elmsall & Hemsworth X at the weekend "Wanted - tank or armoured car - must be spacious with ease of entry / exit - replies to the "The Pie Eater PO Box I 8 anything"

I hear Bingley`s are have a clearance sale, perhaps Newt may be interested in one of their 52 seaters? Unless Clarkie`s got it already for use as a mobile wallet.

Clarkies got it tucked up - due to the fact that it has got a restrictor fitted to the speedometer

37 mph for optimum economy - perhaps he could get a job on Top Gear

He already fronts The Money Programme.

I thought he owned the BBC anyway

He is still an arrows-meister for the Oak??

Plays for the `toria now, super league n all!!