I seem to have noticed that my favourite hunk of the team has had a hair cut. I just didn't think this was possible, but he looks even more sexy now! Just hope Im their the next time he visits Wakefield's 'Zues' bar (which I hear is his favourite gay bar)

When it comes to Frickley's fans the only words which come to mind are 'rude, vile, pigs!' but Rimo, well he's different. I understand that the chairman is keen to get more bums on seats at the milleniun world wide stadium. Don't know about bums on seats, but rimos bum on my face would be a delight!

Dale, I cant believe what you've done to me! Stringing me along, making me believe that you were interested, when all the time you turn out to be gay! Im deeply upset by these revelations and hope I never ever see you again.

Perhaps we should meet up in the toilets somtime. I hear the ones in the market car park realy are quite amiable these days?

A favourite haunt of mine is the Salvation Army backs, my friends and I love to meet there for a "hand shake". It really is Quite Interesting.