I still remember the feeling I got on February 26, 2004 when I heard that Rosie O'Donnell married her longtime partner, Kelli Carpenter.
"Damn!! There goes the election!", I thought.
How right I was.
Sure, Ralph Nadir appeared to make a difference, but I believe that the difference was negligible, if any.
Just think what it would be like if Al Gore had won! The NY "9/11" would have happened the same. But the aftermath would have been so much better.
Europe crowds were literally in the streets crying and waving American flags when Bush proceeded to ruin everything with his strutting I-am-the-decider new role. At last he temporarily quit looking like the idiot he is. He could put on semi-uniform-suits and stand before "Mission Accomplished" signs and his "who needs Old Europe" insulting of Germany and France particularly.
Al Gore would have turned that into an opportunity to unite the USA and Europe into a real alliance with NATO our tool to "get Osama".
We've had 8 years of an idiot ruining the USA and it is all Rosie's fault!
For quite a while, the low-IQ crowd of people who think Christ wants them to meddle in the affairs of others had been getting more and more fanatical. Their issues:
1) The Bible must be recognized as absolute truth. It provides for no explanation of our existence except magic 7-day stuff. So ALL TEACHING OF EVOLUTION whether biological (DNA crap) or physical (Big Bang crap) has to go
2) Homosexuality must be recognized as absolute vile. So ALL GAYS MUST BE HARRASED. It should not be possible to be publicly known as gay without being sent to prison.
3) Abortion must be recognized as capital offence murder. So ALL ABORTION DOCTORS MUST BE ARRESTED. The sluts who get pregnant and don't want to carry the baby to the end deserve punishment, too.
So here sit these nuts, frustrated every day at every turn. But now comes a Savior: George "I am the decider" Bush who appears to be the answer. They vaguely think (the only way they can think) that maybe they will go register and vote this year.
Then comes the bombshell: A high-profile gay marriage!
They came screaming out of the churches! God will send us to hell if I fail to vote this year!
Rosie and Kelli elected George Bush, the dumb. They ruined America.
Luckily, the nuts see that George accomplished nothing of their agenda, so they will not be a factor in the upcoming election. No matter who wins, we will finally have a real President. Probably too late, though. America is ruined. By Rosie!
Why couldn't they wait until after the election? Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo