Like permanent ink marker inhaled for a good minute or two.
MMMMM.
Gasoline stinks pretty good.
Reformulated gasoline really stinks all chemically.
You just know that shit's more poison than the regular stuff.
Y'ever get one of those clear super bounce balls out of a quarter vending machine as a kid?
That's what reformulated gas smells like, the stink of clear superballs.
Play-Doh, oh MAN does that shit stink good!
I don't know why they have never made a Play-Doh perfume or air freshener.
I guess Play-Doh guards that secret dearly.
Play-Doh gives me a rush.
I take a good hard snort of that, I'm floating on a cloud of bliss.
You could passify rioting protesters by cropdusting Play-doh smell on 'em.
Every smell gives me another mood.
Y'wanna know how I smell, and see the world through the mood I see it through?
Okay, first get anti-bacterial Dial bar soap.
Specifically, the "spring rain", scent.
Bath with it vigorously.
Wash your hands compulsivly with it.
Afterward, sniff your hands.
Don't be embarrased, snort your palms like a bloodhound.
That shit's a real good stink.
Nice and clean, gives you an "ahhhhh", feeling.
Okay, now the next ingredient.
Get old spice high endurance deoderant.
The green "pure sport", kind.
Now, don't just rub it on your armpits like normal SMEAR that shit on!
Ten strokes a pit! That's the secret.
Get good and sticky.
Then put your shirt on and rub it in.
Poke your fingers up in your pits good and sniff 'em after.
If you've got a hang up about doing weird shit like that, just don't get caught.
Do what I tell you!
Sniff your goddamn fingers!
Good ain't it?
'Specially mixed with the spring rain soap.
Now cross your arms behind your head and let your pits potpurri the air for a bit.
The high should kick in in about half an hour.
Not really a trippy state, just colors seem brighter, air seems fresher, and sitcoms seem funnier.
I've gone through many soaps and deoderants to find this combination.
Reaction to your personal body chemistry may vary.
Like I said, I've made scent sniffing a little side study of mine.
I'm quite sure the spring rain all sport combo is the way to go.
Sure, there are more mouth watering smells to be had like potpurri sprays and incense and shit, but that stuff is strong and cloying.
I find it actually overstimulates to the point of a kind of logieness.
Clean smells are more relaxing.
Spring rain, all sport.
Trust me.
Posted on Jul 16, 2008, 9:02 AM from IP address 66.181.115.92