I'm quite sure that there is absolutely nothing on you that qualifies as "Fat," ED. In any case, there is no part of you that I will suck. I'm sure it all tastes like booze and cigarettes, and I don't suck on dudes anyway.
That said - OK, I'm willing to admit I may be wrong about the double negative thing. Thanks for not being a dick about it Anon, you stood your ground without being insulting, so I respect that.