I'm sorry, but these are cracking me up and I can't sleep.
I still want more, I whisper.
I know, he says. Ill try.
I blink up at him, and he relinquishes my hand and pulls at my chin, releasing my trapped lip.
For you, Anastasia, I will try. Hes radiating sincerity.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 259.
jesus bitch, you met him a week ago and you just met his parents AND he bought you a car. ease up.
I shall go meet his parents sans culottes. Anastasia Steele! My subconscious chides me, but I dont want to listen to her I almost hug myself with glee because I know this will drive him crazy.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 242.
you need to get a fucking hobby.
Kate returns about twenty minutes later with pizza, and we sit, surrounded by crates, in our new open space, eating straight from the box.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 223.
you fucking pigs.
Is swallowing semen acceptable to the Submissive?
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 128.
does a bear shit in the woods?