They all say their employees are "family", team members, or their most important resource though.
And companies actually wonder why employee loyalty has plummeted over the years.
Can any MBAs out there confirm my suspicion that a lobotomy is required before you can get your degree? It seems like whenever the creators of a company sell out and the MBAs move in, the company has begun the inexorable downward spiral that almost always ends in bankruptcy, restructuring, or both. And that spiral almost always starts by fucking the regular employees right in the ass - metaphorically, of course.
It leads me to the conclusion that people with Business degrees are either incredibly stupid, completely amoral, or a little of both.