Excuse me, but I was always more interested in being funny.
But I still think you're wrong. Unfortunately, time is going to prove me right. About 25% of the population will still be obese no matter what you do to help them, and none of these laws are going to hold up if they even manage to get passed.
Write it in the book where you guys stored my Iraq War prophecies circa 2003. How did those turn out again? Remind me, I don't remember.
ps - I do find it funny that this thread began and ended discussing legislating in a fantasy world. But apparently you only support that approach for certain issues.
pps - You're still one of my favorites.