I'm waiting for a package (that's what she said)
The shipping to canada was $50
Shipping to the US $7
So I shipped it to a package receiving place in Point Roberts, which is this little city which is actually not attached to the US at all, but Canada, but for some reason we let you have it because it's under the 49th parallel but that doesn't make sense since we have all of Vancouver Island...clearly I don't actually know the history of it... anyway, there is a little piece of the US attached to my city, sticking out into the water like a wart.
My package is on route from Bellingham to Point Roberts, where I will go tomorrow to pick it up. I thought maybe it would take a ferry, but no, apparently there are no ferries, so it has to make 4 border crossings in total, AND drive farther than if it were just coming to my house, but it's so much cheaper.
Look at this map! I am where the red circle thing is. My package is somewhere along the blue/purple line.