Could you use some quotes from The Princess Bride maybe? I know they aren't as offensive and stuff but they are still good.
Some suggestions:
obviously:
I'm not a witch I'm your wife!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
We are men of action, lies do not become us.
And there is something about a cuttlass or whatever. So much better fodder for you. Are there rocks ahead?
Come on... I promise you your offensive posts will see less delete action, unless of course you have so much free time to see your work disappear so quickly. Wish I had that much time.
And... as always... if you are looking to share and kill time, pics always help. And this bored LURVES pics.
E: because I was friggin redundant.
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This message has been edited by BiderSpite on Jun 29, 2012 11:34 PM