Inquiring minds want to know!

So in the Life HistoryTM thread, tOdd admitted that he slept with someone from this board in the early days.

Since Tam's made this old school week, I think it would be very old school of us to each compose a brief opus containing a candidate theory, a circumstance, and an outcome.

Allow me to begin.

My Theory: Jessica Rabbit.

Circumstance: Piss drunk night in the meat packing district (if you get my meaning)

Outcome: There is an Odd Stillwell Jr. living in the Bronx. tOdd's absences are explained by having to work extra jobs to make child support payments.

Don't tell his fiancé please!