AnonoPloos (no login) Posted Oct 28, 2011 10:12 AM
There's more. [sigh]
Chuck Norris is a Village People wannabe that loves Judy Garland and spends his evenings crying like a little girl while watching Lifetime Network and eating Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream. Every morning he consults his Tim Gunn Fashion App on his pink iPhone so he knows what to wear without committing a fashion faux pas. Chuck Norris has a giant rainbow sticker in the back window of his powder blue Toyota Prius vanity plate ID GERBILPWR.