Re: If you think Colorado massacre jokes are funny....
Anonowanger (no login) Posted Jul 30, 2012 9:53 AM
Not to put too fine a point on it, Tosh is almost as un-funny as Dane Cook (who is all that is un-funny, except for that idiot with the puppets and Larry the Cable Guy, who should both be shot into space) because he isn't a master of a turned phrase nor does he deliver thought-provoking material that also makes you smirk, a la George Carlin or Louis C. K. He tells dick jokes, thinks rape is funny (it's not - he apologized), and plays internet videos overlaid with brilliant commentary like "that's what she said." You know what they say about opinions though - we all have them. Ha!
"You'll have to excuse me for my bad posture. My mom says it's 'cause I have a huge cock. Yeah, she talks like that. She's a sailor. We don't judge her. She lives by one rule, and it's the rule of the sea."
"Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys."