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My Wife

June 14 2009 at 1:54 PM
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wants one of these...

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I think she has lost it.

 
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Arwen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 1:59 PM 

LOVE the ears!!!!!!

WHAT? I can't hear you! happy.gif


 
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A Citizen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 3:03 PM 

The kids are already offering to cook it and eat it if she buys one.

 
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Kohsblocks
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June 14 2009, 3:16 PM 

Totally cute. Get one. It will make your life all be more bett-ah.

 
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A Citizen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 3:21 PM 

Ummm.. yeah- from the woman who uses pets as a comforter-

 
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Lizzlee
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 3:43 PM 

Yay pets! Space heaters, therapists, and personal workout trainers all rolled into one! Oh, and they keep your toes clean, too!

 
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potato
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 4:19 PM 

My mom got a chihuahua when I was still living at home.

Two amazing things about them...

1) It's amazing how stupid one looks (and feels) when walking around the neighborhood with an animal the size of a rabbit at the end of a leash.

2) It's amazing how much heat those things require. Ours used to shiver all winter long in a well-heated house, and then when summer came he could not get outside fast enough. In the hottest 95 degree days of July and August we used to set him up outside with a bowl of water and a little blanket under the shade of a tree. Without fail, he would always immediately drag his blanket out into the blazing sun and plop down and happily bake there all afternoon.

 
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jollyroger
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 4:41 PM 

Might as well just get a rodent.
It's about the same thing.


If you're getting a dog, get a real dog!

 
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A Citizen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 5:17 PM 

What can I say- Mid life crisis. Saw a "calm" one at a friends house- Thinks it would be cool.



    
This message has been edited by CitizenB on Jun 14, 2009 5:30 PM


 
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jollyroger
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 5:22 PM 

Friends probably drugged it to keep it calm while people were over.

 
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Arwen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 5:28 PM 

No doubt JR happy.gif

 
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A Citizen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 5:30 PM 

Good point. Need to check their bathroom cabinets for "doggie downers" next time I am over there...

 
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jiggy
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 6:38 PM 

No way dude, you should get a weiner dog instead! CUTEST DOGS EVER!

 
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spacetrucker
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 6:43 PM 

I liked Jeff..fah..fah Done-HAM's (Jeff Dunham) take on the chihuahua that his wife and kids have.

"Nothing like a yapping beanie-baby."

And the reason that chihuahuas shake.....?

Jeff has a golden lab-retriever.
He said when he was house-training his dog, that when it pooped on the rug, he rubbed the dogs nose in it and said NO! Then took the dog outside.
Three times later the dog had the idea that, "I'm not supposed to crap here (on the rug).

When they were house training the chihuahua, he did the same thing. Dog pooped on the rug, rubbed it's nose in it, said NO! and took the dog outside.
Three times later, the brain-dead chihuahua figured,
"I'm not supposed to poop AT ALL!"
That's why they shake.

 
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 10:06 PM 

shun the hua! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Any hua I've met has been yappy, shivery and snappy.

Seriously. Cold all the time. Owner-loyal; read, 'hates everyone else'. Will bare teeth just because you've stepped into her comfort zone.

Loose canons. Shivery loose ballistic canons.


Cute little purse dwellers my arse.


Pyrenees, now that's a dog.

 
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A Citizen
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 10:26 PM 

This dog we met at the party was like all calm and stuff. Would nudge your hand up in order to pet it. All sorts of madness going on- the hua was like all cool.

We had friends that testified that the dog was like that all the time- all relaxed and stuff. Maybe it was a mutant-??


 
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Re: My Wife

June 14 2009, 10:43 PM 

That's not a dog. That's a hairball that a real dog coughed up.
Movie quote? Anybody?

 
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Marney
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Real dogs...

June 15 2009, 2:23 AM 

...weigh at least as much as a 5 year old.

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God I miss these guys,

I am

 
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Jen
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Re: My Wife

June 15 2009, 3:57 AM 

It looks like Bambi!

 
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