I was gonna wait and see how things pan out but I could use some feedback anyways. I sent CG a facebook message on Friday just to say hey and see how she was coming along with my "Lost" DVDs (By the way...I didn't really mention but they aren't even mine. I borrowed them from a friend to loan to her...so I have to get them back!)

Anyways, she IMed me and said she was getting close to the end and we should hang out again to watch the finale together. Yay. I asked how she was adjusting to the area and we chatted for a while. I decided to take an aggressive approach and said she should come to Pensacola and I'd show her the town and stuff. She reacted positively, said she'd really like that. I said I'd call on the weekend and we'd plan to get together, she said Monday and Tuesday were good for her. Tuesday is my off day so that works.

I was thinking this was going to be brilliant, I could have her over Tuesday and show around town and then go back to my house. I even moved the friggin couch so that its the only seat in the living room that faces the TV now (I know. Shut up.). I then called on Sunday and she didn't pick up. I left a message. Never got a response.

I'm going to try her again after work and if I get no response I'm done. I don't want to be that annoying kid that keeps bugging the girl who isn't interested.

Sorry this update sucks. When I said updates coming soon it was before she didn't return my call and I thought I had a master plan mapped out.

Well that is just plain rude. You should date someone with better manners.

 

~good phonecall returning vibes being sent~

Hang on. "Never got a response,".... from YESTERDAY?!?!!?

If it was a week ago, I get it.

Yesterday though, she might have been out doing something that got her home late. Then she's doing stuff today, or thinks you are, and is planning to call tonight. I mean, has it even been 24 hours? Maybe in her mind you made a plan and it's still on, and she'll call when she calls. If she's a woman of her word, she may not think a big reconfirmation is required.

I say give it until tonight, maybe even tomorrow morning. Then I'd email or text, "We still on?" and that'd be the last thing I ever communicated.

She's not rude yet if you left the message any time yesterday.

I'm sure she'll return your call. I wouldn't make plans with someone I didn't want to see and then not confirm to get out of them.

Also, I love the couch moving plan Good thing you've been doing all those push-ups

When she arrived, kiss her. On the lips.

And suggest DVDA while squeezing her boob.

Squid I see how that sounded weird. When we last talked I said I'd call on the weekend to find out what day we were going to hang out (between Monday and Tuesday). With today being Monday I was hoping to get a response by now (namely because my house is a train wreck). I called Sunday at 1. Probably shoulda called earlier but I was slammed at work and then a little drunk on Saturday.


ETA: Kohs, that would be AWESOME. I wish I had the balls to do it.

Make sure you take the plastic wrap off the furniture.

:-p

And apply it to your Penis, ifyouknowwhutI'msayin'

Theo, Theo, Theo... What are we gonna do with you man? From now on the only calling you should be doing is with Mr. Johnson. Capiche? You've already got one foot in the friend zone and if you don't exchange your foot for your cock, very soon, it aint gonna happen.

You gotta do your fucking, during the good fucking years. You gotta do it while fucking is still higher on your list of priorities than napping. Fuck, or get off the pot!

Fucking is still way higher on my list than just about anything else.

I take naps all the time...

Maybe that's why I never get laid.

Nap after!

Just got a facebook message with apology from her. Told her I couldn't talk right now but would call after work.

Arwen's phone vibes must have some serious powers! Thanks!

This thread started off slow, but quickly became teh awesome!

CG, watch out!

Date and time officially set! Tomorrow. 3 PM. She's coming here.

Fuck her, ya little fucker!

Fuck her on the couch
Fuck her in the mouth

Fuck her with the music on
Fuck her good and long

Fuck her against a beam
Fuck her till she screams

I got a nickel that says he doesn't get to first base!









"There has to be an invisible sun."

I don't care what kind of wrath this brings down, but Cory? Srsly. These guys are just trying to live vicariously through you and the advice.... uhhh ... not so much.

In fact, I think it is disgusting. This thread is dead to me. Start a new one Cory, where the girls can give you advice you can ACTUALLY use.

::: FLOUNCE... with skirt flip::::

Dude, I CG flips her skirt at you, then you know your good to go with the fucking!

Har

what? I think the guys advice is good.

A Cory, good on ya for 'getting back to her later'

Be elusive and mysterious

If I start a new thread the same thing will happen. But feel free to dispense any advice you'd like!

To me there are two types of girls that I'll go out with: The ones I hang out with just to have fun with but have no intention of actually dating (I don't really sleep around. Insert all the jokes and whatever you want but that's just who I am.), and the girls who I want to stick around hopefully pursue a relationship with. CG falls squarely into category #2. I'm trying not to be too aggressive for that reason. Slow and steady wins the race, right?

I think I'm gonna order pizza for dinner because I'm not really much of a cook. I got a "C" in cooking class.

For the record, my advice was exactly right on this thread - it was, "Relax, it hasn't been long enough to say she won't call."

The JOKES I told may have been racy, but they are easily distinguishable.

So lighten up, Francis.

Hope you didn't misinterpret me. I don't have a problem with the jokes. I just don't plan to put them into action, as they are...well...jokes.

Well, we knew that. That's why we made them. Good luck man!

And BTW, Pizza says "friend." Try Italian. (Yes, I'm aware that technically, pizza is Italian, but don't order it)

What if he serves it with a decent Merlot?

Jack: "If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot."
Miles "Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!"

- Sideways

Shrimp and white wine!



Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

That movie maligned a nice grape.

I'd take a bottle of Duckhorn Merlot any day.

Squid, the movie was a joke. You know, like jokes about trying to get a young guy laid

Anyway, if you like Merlot, try this:http://closdubois.com/wines/winesProdListing.cfm?category_id=432

Joke or not - it had a major effect on the Merlot market for about three years:

From Wiki:

Sideways Impact on wine industry

Throughout the film, Miles speaks fondly of the red wine varietal Pinot Noir, while denigrating Merlot.[6][7] Following the film's U.S. release in October 2004, Merlot sales dropped 2% while Pinot Noir sales increased 16% in the Western United States.[7] A similar trend occurred in British wine outlets.[7][8] Sales of Merlot dropped after the film's release[9][10][11] possibly due to Miles' disparaging remarks about the varietal in the film.[9][12]



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/24/WIGOVBD2LU1.DTL

http://www.reuters.com/article/pressRelease/idUS155277+13-Feb-2008+BW20080213

Which only proves my point (and yours) that people need to learn how to take a joke.

The Merlot is great, smooth variety and 2% of the people who watched the movie (if it can be calculated that way?) are idiots.

Merlot is great with pizza.

NO PIZZA!!!!!

Get Wine, and some delicious appetizers (even if they're made from the store deli or whatever...just re-dish them).

Anyway, treat her to a DATE like food. Not, beer ban pizza buddy type food!

WORK IT.

One time - a female "friend" came by to surprise me at my apartment - and found me drinking red wine out of the bottle while eating potato chips.

The quotation marks were removed the moment I made the mistake of answering the door.

Don't do that.

Hold up, did she stop being a friend at all or did the display of manly eating cause her to become more. That may be what he's looking for...


And seconding the no pizza. Unless that's what she wants. She's coming over at 3? Offer to order in whatever she likes... (hmm. she may be there now. this may all be too late.)

Nope, not here now. I haven't heard a peep, and she doesn't know how to get here, so I thought she would have called by now.

Hm...

Be sure to hit the panic button RIGHT NOW!

THAT BITCH!!!


heh.

OH JAZUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Liu,

It caused her to become JUST a friend. There was a lot of flirtation going back and fourth - and then she came over that night to discover me with ruffles crumbs on my shirt and wine breath - and the flirtation stopped... forever... blast!

I was thinking the story would have been a good tale of encouragement if the dinner of chips and wine had caused her to rip her top off at the door. Sorry...

Then she was a shallow beotch. It wouldn't have bothered me at all.

Just got the official flake out on account of "not feeling good." She did ask if we could reschedule for later in the week.

:-/

Theo - it's time for Yellow Tail Shiraz and a big bag of ruffles.

Sorry man.

And Girlie and Liu - it totally bothered me at the time. But, I was 19 and insecure and wanted attention from girls at any cost. I've seen her a few times since then - and am very aware of how much better I can do that her.