So I've got a 7 hour long test coming up in a few weeks - the first of my 3 licenses for the job.

A friend of mine told me that he always preforms better on tests if he hasn't whacked off for a few days beforehand. I told him this sounds crazy - but he swears by it.

Any of you find blue balls makes you smarter?

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

That's not the kind of pushups I was talking about, numnuts!

I definitely believe it on physical feats. Never heard it for mental prowess.

The argument is that it's important to your energy, or your "chi." If you buy that, then maybe!

They do say a good night's sleep and a meal heavy in carbs the night before helps a lot.

Are you worried about making the sacrifice?

I can say I've taken a shitload of tests in my life, and beat off probably within a day of all of them. So if it did hurt my scores, it hasn't mattered over all.

I beat most tests with a stroke of genius.

I just try not to blow it early. Slow and steady with the hard ones. Mark up the sheets, using your pencil firmly to fill in the holes.

Must stop masterbating. Makes me too lazy. -Einstein

Why do I get the ewwwwww everytime Squid talks about sex? Just thinking about makes me shiver.

You're damn right I'm worried about making the sacrifice!

Hell - it's a 7 hour test. I'll probably want to polish my radioactive gopher by the mid way point!

Radioactive gopher? I may never have sex again. Caps, give the man a gift.

Thinking about Lizzlee having sex makes me go ewwwwww.

Shut up, Anon, that's Caps' schtick.

My anon is back!

My first post was sexual innendo, and so shall they all going forward.

It's just added bonus that it makes an anon -- who is really one of you being a fake asshole -- shiver.



Edited to give Kohs some punctuation.

EWWW @ "fake asshole shiver" !!!! LOL.

Like you've never faked that.

That's what he said.

I'm beginning to see why you're having a hard time with the ladies, David.

Rawr!

Um... so David, let's say you're driving on a long trip and you get tired AND horny, do you pull off on the side of the road?

No, Gray. I was just kidding about that. :-p

Squid, did that edit mean that you are saying Kohs is the fake a-hole? Maybe I missed something there...though I think you're right about it being someone you "know."

No

"who is really one of you being a fake asshole"

He didn't mean Kohs. He added punctuation because she mis-read what he typed.

Squid having sex reminded me of this...

I love that comic.

Of course it is curious. Real anons are gunfever. This kind of personal attack is born of the... well, personal. And of sandy vaginas.

Real anons and gunfever? You think they come from different places? They're all disgruntled regulars.

Nothing like gunfire and screaming blood thirsty indians to wake you up in the morning! - Barkenstein

No way he's a regular.

Yeah, gunfever is a real kook. He's not a regular trying to be funny or work out animocities or whatever.

In my test-taking days, I never refrained from masturbation long enough to know if blue balls would help with test-taking.