I have no idea why but this joke just popped into my head.
I remember when I was little and my big brother told it to me I laughed so hard I thought I would burst.
A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
The bartender says, "What's up with that?".
The frog shrugs his shoulders and says "Well it started out as a pimple on my bum and it just kept getting bigger!"
How's the Ruby Roo? Pictures? Is it snowing? I hear Vegemite is coming out with a cheese Vegemite? That's gotta be something to be nauseouscoughexcited about!
Ruby's great, so is Vegemite, yes it's been snowing around Marysville, the area where those dreadful bushfires were in Summer, and up in the big ski resort mountains, but no not where I am though, and yes, sorry I am way overdue to post some photos. Will get onto that soon I promise.
A piece of rope walks into a bar, asks for a drink. The bartender says we don't serve rope in here. So the rope walks outside, ties himself in a knot and frays up the ends. He walks back in and the bartender says didn't I already tell you, we don't serve rope in here. The piece of rope replies "frayed knot."
The Sheriff walks into the local Saloon, goes up to the bartender and says,
"I need to put up this here Wanted poster. We're after this varmint and we want him bad."
The bartender of course doesn't object and the Sheriff hangs the poster. It shows a sketch of a mean looking son of a gun, and his name is above the sketch of his face, big and bold as you like, for all to see...The Brown Paper Cowboy. The Sheriff turns to the bartender and says,
"Keep a sharp eye out for this character and let me know quick smart if you done see him. He's easy enough to recognise...he wears a brown paper cowboy hat, brown paper chaps, a brown paper bandana, carries a brown paper six-shooter and rides a brown paper horse."
"I'll be darned Sheriff!" says the bartender, "What's he wanted for?". To which the Sheriff replies...
"Rustlin'."
etr extraneous (sp?) words. I got a bit carried away writing this, went a bit hamster wheel-ish.
This message has been edited by JenBunny on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 AM
This couple was having a night of passion and as the husband moved into dance position, the wife asked the husband to get a condom.
So he went over to the dresser, finds one, and puts it on.
Just as he was turning to go back to the bed, the bedroom door opens and in walks the couples 8 year old son.
The wife pulls the covers over her and pretends to be sleeping.
But the husband has no place to hide.
So he drops to the floor onto his hands and knees and tries to cover himself up a bit.
The boy looks at his dad and asks, "What're you doing Dad?" And the father replies he thought he had seen a mouse and he was looking for it.
Then the sons asks, "Gee, Dad, what are you gonna do when ya catch it....fuck it?"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. It was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
