A crocheted bikini top sure does leave a funny ass sunburn.

A crocheted bikini top shouldn't give you any kind of "ass sunburn" my friend

LOL!

Knew I was doing something wrong....

I learned that massage chairs are not as comfortable as massage tables and that because gourmet cupcakes are so small, you're allowed to eat lots of them.

... Foxy, I must demand photographs - if that's possible without ya know... showing us more than you ever intended to.

I got stuck in a massage chair once. It was on the "ankle massage" part and it essentially locked my feet in place for 3 minutes. I was not a happy camper.

...I would not mind seeing more than she intended to show.

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LOL David. That happend to a friend of mine at Brookstones in the mall. It was hysterical. I almost peed in my pants watching her trapped in that thing. I sucked as a friend that day because she was really terrified her legs were going to be permanently damaged by that thing.

Heh, sorry boys, there will be no boob shots.

I will say that I have what appears to be a "cut on the dotted line" running around my ribcage.

Fucking Brookstone...

There will be no boob shots TODAY, Foxy? What's the forecast for tomorrow?

Partly nipply with a chance of...wait, how long did it take me to work up the guts to post a pic of my face?

Take that and multiply it by nuh-uh

...so you're saying there's a chance!

...detect a chance.

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What if we all post pics of ourselves dressed as drunken germans? Will that help persuade you?


Edited because I can't spell drunken when I'm drunk...en...

...I'm an actual drunken half German no matter what I'm wearing.

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