I'm going through a spreadsheet of things the library subscribes to, and some of these are too good not to share:

Journal of small animal practice. (such as cat yodeling?)
Absinthe. (but no chartruese)
Bats. (not sure whether it's the flying or baseball variety)
Bellowing ark.
Bitch : feminist response to pop culture.
Cold-drill.
Dirty linen : the journal of folk, folk-rock, and traditional music.
Feliciter. (no idea what this means, but it sounds vaguely dirty)
Fight these bastards.
Five fingers review. (steal this magazine!)
Gilbert! : the magazine of G.K. Chesterton.
Going down swinging.
Goodfoot. (as opposed to Clubfoot?)
Hambone.
Hedgehog review. ("This one is gray, and has spikes. And this one..is gray, and has spikes. And this one is white and has spikes.")
Holstein world.

Just entering the J's....

I once saw a magazine at Borders called 'Crappie World'. It was about fishing for crappies. Thought it would've been good title for an emo kid magazine.

We have a magazine here called 'Womens' Business' and one of the librarians is on the route list. I told him that he needs to keep his nose out of the Womens' Business.

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

We had Bitch on an endcap that faced the front windows for like 3 months. Only one person complained about it.

It actually doesn't totally suck

Finally, I can be of some use!

"Feliciter" means "to congratulate". In a really dirty way, of course .

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