I had a Ball Python once.. their maximum length is only 5-6 feet and she was a baby, still. Then we got Martini, and he was just a wee little dude. I started having nightmares about the snake escaping and eating little puppy version of Martini. We gave the snake to our neighbor soon after.
I would like to have another snake some day. They're excellent pets and are not difficult to contain if you are careful and have a sturdy enclosure with a locking lid. This guy was an idiot, but not all snake owners are this retarded, I swears.

I don't give a shite 'cause I got my Guinness Stout!