KATHLEEN!!! TODD ANNOUNCED IN HIS CURRENT WHAT'S HAPPENING THAT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!

I RELY ON YOU FOR ALL OF MY CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS!!! AS SOON AS YOU HAVE SOLID INFORMATION, SEND DR. ZHIVAGO FOR PAPARAZI PICTURES!!!!!

GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU!!!!

ETA: Edited to change "Previous" to "Current"

Been at the pool all day with the girls. A little red. Very tired. Will investigate and get back to you.

How could you, Todd? Rainy will be crushed.

THIS IS NO TIME FOR NURTURING!!!

Her name is Billie Jean.

First, he doesn't make a donation to my breast cancer walk and now this.

He's hoarding the good vibes now. I can feel it!

It's not cool to out someone who didn't donate to your walk. What the fuck!

Chill out anon. She's friggin kidding him. Maybe shaming him a little, but so what?

I'm sure Todd knows how it was intended, and it's not like I give a flying fuck what some over dramatic asswipe anon has to say, regardless.

I'll be donating now - NOT!

LOL. Damn, no anon donations. And I'm sure they were all lined up with their credit cards out. Well, that will teach all those people with cancer what a bitch I am. Good work!

DId I seriously not? I always donate... please repost link

I know you always do, hence the gentle nudge. And I wouldn't have nudged at all except you sound a tad distracted, and I need to get the minimum in by the end of July.

It's at the bottom of the first post here.

http://www.network54.com/Forum/181413/thread/1238186320/last-1246387459/My+40+Mile+Avon+Breast+Cancer+Walk!

Nope, if tOdd talks about a girl it will be like the Donny curse.

Donny Osmond. His girlfriend was kept all hush hush to not get the fans knickers knotted. When it was released he would be marrying the fans were crushed, crushed I tell ya. They cried, they wailed, they broke albums, the likely set alight Mormon knickers in outrage....

Don't do it tOdd, don't do it....

You don't need throngscoughme at your stoop crying in angst do ya?

Bring your mooommm on the first ddddaaateee!!!

You've probably already gone on the first date... if you didn't bring your mom I'm sad.

Don't let her borrow your LOST DVDs until you've gotten some action first.

Hahaha!!

Poor theo... how are the pushups, pull ups coming?

Up to 70 pushups in a single set...doing about 150 - 170 in a 4 set workout.

So that's going good!

Supposed to spend the evening of the 4th with CG. Her best friend called me and warned me that "she gets slutty if she has rum"...so I'm hoping to go somewhere that serves rum.

"Warned" you???

You mean, "advised." Or maybe, "tipped off."

She called it a warning because she thinks I'm just hanging out with her bestie to keep her in line and all that.

Nyahahaha...heh...

She called it a warning because she thinks I'm just hanging out with her bestie to keep her in line and all that.

She called it a warning because she didn't want to seem like she was trying to whore out her "bestie."

Always keep a bottle of rum handy just in case.
Unless when she gets slutty, she gets slutty with guys other than you.
That would not be good.

Rum and bananas!

And that, Jollyroger, is my one concern.

That's what the rum is for, Theo.

4 shots down your gullet and your judgment will be gone!

Well then, just make sure no one else is around  when serving her the rum

Dark alleys are key.

Dude, you gotta just let her pass. She doesn't sound right for you. But, what do I know. I let them all pass. I'm the constant 'check' guy at the table.

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

I'm not sure I like this new word...bestie. It sounds a little too "My little pony" to me.

Hear that, Cory? Amber just called you a little pony.

Ha, no...I wasn't calling Cory a my little pony. I've just been hearing that word more and more lately. Not quite used to it yet

No, Amber. I'm pretty sure you called him a little pony.

< whisper > just go with it < /whisper >

Here ya go, Cory

Well that kinda backfired. A joke is no good when you have to right click and view properties to see it.

There ya go. I was in the mood to be helpful.

My response to that is that chicks love ponies.

That is all.