Anyone read Rex Parker's stuff? He is hilarious. I may have to stop reading at work--I thought for sure I'd have to explain what I was laughing at, and I didn't want to admit it was "Perverted Love Slave:"
"Debbie was distracted from her dominatrix duties when she suddenly noticed a mysterious, massive dollop of lemon frosting at the foot of the bed."
Yes, probably NSFW, in case you didn't catch on.
http://salmongutter.blogspot.com/2009/07/paperback-258-perverted-love-slave-adam.html