No kidding!

As if the porn-stache would make a comeback.

He looks like a cross between MJ, Prince, and Billy Dee Williams.

Yeah, I totally thought Billy Dee Williams.

It is really sad.

Who'd a thunk that they'd be right that people would still inexplicably be popping their collars though?

... and the skinny tie is back!

The only comment I have on this is that August of 1985 was a wonderful month.

I saw MJ in concert in 1985. I still have the ticket stub around here somewhere.

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

Were you dancing in your diapers?

This edit brought to you by the letter H. Cause Jesus H Christ, it didn't belong there.

I was five. Definitely had to take a nap beforehand. Only thing I remember was the moonwalking graphic on the jumbotron.

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

That was awesome! I had that whole hair-do skinny tie thing going on too.

~sigh~

But I um...wore manlier... um pastels.

Gray: I want photos.

Louise I can safely say that all evidence of my fashion fiasco has been destroyed and the world is a better place.

Then I demand an artist's rendering. Get going with the Paint program, yo.

LOL@ manlier pastels