Holy Shit!~

http://www.theonion.com/content/index

LOL! That is awesome.

Hu Jintao - AP/Onion July 26 '09   

Who is Hu?  Well . . . insiders in the C.C.P. say Hu's the biggest party animal since Mao and his cadre of hotty peasant girls.  Last Friday Hu was reported to have downed 20 bottles of Tsingtao at an after hours club then got into his Mercedes Benz to go on a joy ride in downtown Shanghai.  Police cordoned off a major thoroughfare for Hu to drag race down at speeds of 140 km/hr +.  Insiders say Hu's legendary boozing and womanizing belie his Harvey Milquetoast nerdy appearance.  "The man is a sex machine." reported George Wong a prominent Hong Kong industrialist and Hu buddy.  "He can go on 24 hr. marathons of drinking and womanizing.  It's a wonder he has time to run a billion+ population dictatorship, and oppress Tibetans and Uighurs."  "I am proud to be his lackey and sychophant." claimed Wong.  When sought for confirmation of the story Mr. Hu said, "Who are you talking about?"  The reported said, "You." "You mean Hu?"  "Yes, Hu." "Who?"  Not only is Mr. Hu a party animal . . . he has the best comedy routine since Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First" gig.  Hu is a dude.