Which one would you f***, which one would you marry and which one would you kill?

Whoopi Goldberg
Joy Behar
Barbara Walters

After you answer, post another 3 people for the next player!

Marry: Barbara because she's old and rich.
F: Whoopi. She knows what she's doing.
Kill: Joy. Because. KillJoy.


Dan Rather
Tom Brokaw
Anderson Cooper

F: Tom Brokaw
M: Anderson Cooper
K: Dan Rather



Michael Vick, Pete Rose, Mike Tyson

F. Michael Vick - He's the most attractive of the three
M. Pete Rose - He's the most normal
K. Mike Tyson - Talks like girl, bites ears like rabid bat, batters spouse like they were fish fillets

Ellen, Rosie, Melissa Ethrich (sp)

F - Melissa. She's the prettiest.
M - Ellen. She is fun.
K - Rosie. No explanation necessary.

I think we should play F Murray Abraham instead.

Marry Ellen Duh, that's a no brainer!
Fuck Rosie, mostly just cuz I dont want to kill her, I think she's funny.
Kill Melissa sorry melissa, just process of elimination!


Regis Philbin, George Bush, Jay Leno




It actually doesn't totally suck

Fuck Bush, but only if I can go back in time and do the very young hot Bush.
Marry Leno, cuz I'd always have something cool to drive and he looks like a pushover.
Kill Philbin, cuz he's what's left.

Im suprised at the F Bush.
Now, give us three more, Karla.

Oh Yeah!

John Boy, John Hodgman, Jon Stewart

Marry Jon Stewart. Defo.

I guess F John Hodgeman. Although I imagine him narrating what he's doing the whole time.

Kill John Boy I guess... sorry john boy but are you even legal?

Scarlett O'Hara
Elizabeth Bennett
Anne of Green Gables

F. Jon Stewart (Hottie!)
M. John Boy (Seems like the marrying type!)
K. John Hodgman (Who!?!?)

Jiggy, Squid, PeeJay

Kill Squid.

I'm SHOCKED at that. It was violent, disrespectful, inappropriate, hateful and you owe me an apology.

Yeah, hows it feel? Not very nice, coming from a friend.

I don't think it's fair to ask us to kill one of our beloved boarders. I'm changing the rules and f-ing them all. At once.

Appy -- go back to that rock you've been hiding under. You've been a major bitch/downer the past week.

F: Scarlett O'Hara
Marry: Elizabeth Bennett
Kill: Anne of Green Gables, which kills me cause she was my childhood hero.


Stalin, Henery VIII, and Napoleon

Marry Napoleon. Kill Stalin. Fuck Henry the VIII. Preferably the version of him from the Tudors.

Bozo the clown,



Krusty the clown,



Jack.

F. Jack
M. Bozo
K. Krusty


Chandler, Ross, Joey

OMG, what rock have you been living under? That's her schtick! I only know she really does have a heart because she bothered to call me by my correct login name on my pity-party thread ( love you too, Appy!)

BTW, I loved the warm thoughts from the collective Anons -- that made me smile.

PS -- doing okay, just thinking about how long this time is passing until I am with my family to grieve.

Note that I apologized, and you did not.

If you demand an apology, it's generally a good idea to accept it.

I was just joking! I really thought you'd roll with that one. I do apologize - I didn't think it would really offend you.

Heh. I did roll - my jab was jokey too. I expected you to mock my apology but you went the other way.