egh.

edited because the whole dang post annoyed me.

thanks, lizz.

Look on the bright side -- at least there's no scary clowns in your closet.

Hope your shitstorm blows over soon.

We love ya.

haven't actually checked my closet recently...

You should have given me a few minutes, I would have whined with you.

OK, here's a WTF. Someone with an email I don't recognize just sent me this:

"I miss the mouth that says the loveliest words. I miss the hair that every woman is envious of.
God bless you ginny"

Ummm. Do I know you? This kind of freaks me out.

Sorry, I was drunk at work again.

Oh good. Because people who know me know I swear like a sailor and wouldn't be caught dead saying lovely words.

But swearing like a sailor is what I was referring to.