my mom mutter, "Ugh. No matter how many times I tell him, I can't convince your father to stop taking me from behind."
Now, at the time, she was looking through the pics on my dad's camera and there are some shots he took of her standing at the edge of the ocean. This did not keep Dan and I from collapsing in a fit of giggles. I'm STILL laughing.
Way back when my nephew had a Gameboy and took it everywhere. My mother was always so worried he'd lose it so she'd a six year old, "Do you have your playboy?"