So, I just got back from lunch with the whole office gang. There are 5 of us. Then, I learned that my boss's wife was going to join us. yay. She is a broker for our company so I work with her quite often and had to go on an insured visit with her the other day. Not something I would typically do but whatever. They annouced that they were having a party at their house in about a month. Everone and their kids are invited. They have three and one guy I work with has 6. SIX! Im not goign to this. Its not about the children it that I dont like my boss ever since he yelled at me and I definitely do not want to drive an hour on my day off to come to his house. Im not going I tell you. Im not!
Career shortening decision? Squid?

Can I be bizarro Squid on this other thread?

GO!! Bring pot brownies and a camera!

Go! And bring Bud Light Lime in cans, and tell your boss how much you love it in the can!

I read that as "GO!! Bring pot brownies and a camel"

Bring alka-seltzer tablets and fake a seizure on the ground in the middle of an impromptu singing of "Happy Birthday" to no one in particular!!!

Go to the party and pick up some homeless people on the way and bring them to the party as your guests.

GO! Position yourself around children at the party and on opportunity, push breakable objects onto the floor. Point at the child closest and shrug. Repeat.