Rule #1: Cardio





Rule #2: Bathrooms





Rule #3: Seatbelts





Rule #6: Cast Iron Skillet





Rule #12: Bounty the quicker picker upper





Rule #15: Bowling Ball





Rule #29: Buddy System






Rule #33: Swiss Army Knife












Here's a longer trailer:

I'm in!

too many rules.

I will never survive an invasion.

Me neither. But I'll at least be amusing before I get eaten.



It's like he channels dead crazy people.

...and a sledgehammer.

Slow but effective.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

You know, I haven't seen a single preview for that movie, and I ain't gonna start now. Just the stills of your youtube embeds, Woody and the title make it so, if possible, I'm gonna see this thing with no preconceived notions.

I don't know if I've ever told anyone here this, but I myself am a zombie. I know its surprising and I usually encounter a lot of prejudice when I tell people that. They think I'm gonna eat their brains and stuff. But I feel safe here among the regulars on this board.

Ginny's black, Pee Jay's a born again Christian, Jiggy's an unashamed womanizer, and Squid's a conservative, principled family man with a second child on the way (#2! congratulations dude!) Hell, I can shout it from the highest mountain top - "I'm a Zombie!" - and I know that here I'll find tolerance and acceptance here.

God, I fucking love this place!

...Smirkindirk, or whomever you really are.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

I'm excited! Me and my buddies are going to see this on opening day at CityWalk, and then straight to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios! I love October. It's my favorite.

I don't give a shite 'cause I got my Guinness Stout!