but impossible to resist...
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Tis not shameful atol!

He hasn't been trained. I'm trying shame instead of treats. - Lizzlee

(570): can you come get me at the bar
(301): ill be there in 10 min
(570): can we stop off at build a bear on the way home


(951): I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it

(863): During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?

(203): It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.

(678): His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

(561): My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.



I am

MylifeisAverage.com

extend the entertaiment.



It's like he channels dead crazy people.

I hope that one day my friends have this conversation about me.

(469): You owe me 10 bucks. He wasn't in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.

Such lofty goals.

I know. I must make you guys feel like underachievers.

I'm thinking (570) might possibly be Rainy.