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6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009 at 3:06 PM

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Arwen
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 3:40 PM 

It's down but the boy wasn't inside sad.gif

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 3:44 PM 

Sucks. I wonder if it's possible that the kid was never in the balloon and ran away and hid when he released the tether, for fear of getting in trouble?

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 3:45 PM 

I just watched this whole thing unfold on live TV.

I'm just sick to my stomach about it. Either the kid jumped out before the helicopters started following it, or he was never in it.

If he was never in it, then where is he?




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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 3:54 PM 

I'm calling HOAX on this

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 3:58 PM 

Video featuring Falcon Heene


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 4:04 PM 

Prank, or crime cover-up?

To me this just sounds too much like what a 6 year old would do. I really hope he wasn't in the basket, but I would think that after a couple of hours they'd be able to find him. On the other hand I've seen kids disappear for hours and then people find them playing video games somewhere. Sure hope that's the case.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 4:08 PM 

Apparently, his brother told people he was in the basket so maybe they're in cahoots and the boy is hiding somewhere in the house.

 
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Ginny
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 4:27 PM 

The restaurant I was having lunch at had this playing and everyone was captivated. I left before it came down, but WTF? He wasn't in it?

Hope he turns up ok soon.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 4:32 PM 

On a possible bright note, since he wasn't in the balloon there's actually a chance of him still being found alive. If he had been in the balloon, he most likely would have frozen to death, or suffocated.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 5:05 PM 

"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground," Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Eloise Campanella said. "The basket itself was not breached. It does not look like he fell out of it, but again, this is all conjecture."

I'm starting to have bad thoughts about the parents, seeing as they are ex-reality stars and all. I dunno.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 5:14 PM 

I am kinda with Todd on the hoax thing. Although, not really sure who is in on it and who is out. Parents? Hmmmm.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:13 PM 

The boy has been found in this house according to the sheriff.

ETA: Ha-ha! I beat Mev, probably because he was fiddling with his font size.

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:14 PM 



    
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Ginny
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:22 PM 

Good, now somebody spank that little fucker.

Assuming the parents didn't have anything to do with it, I can't imagine anything worse than watching a balloon speed through the sky and thinking your kid is in it possibly suffocating or freezing to death.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:24 PM 

Or at least they should have put out a spoiler alert. I was all geared up to cry to see him alive and stuff...

 
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Ginny
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:33 PM 

Kid is ok, let the lulz begin

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Amber
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:51 PM 

I wouldn't spank him. He would be grounded.



Get it?



Grounded?




(just kidding...He wouldn't be able to sit for a week after I finished with him).


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:55 PM 

I don't know if you would want to ground him just yet... you might want to let the situation air out a bit first.

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:55 PM 

making the facebook rounds:

yo balloonboy, I'ma let you finish, but Anne Frank had one of the greatest attic hideouts of all time!

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 6:57 PM 

Lulz Amber happy.gif

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 7:00 PM 

HAHAHAHA!!!!

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 7:07 PM 

From TFLN:

(917): half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 7:33 PM 

Stole that for my FB status, Amber. happy.gif


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:00 PM 

They should throw that kid a parade. Aside from 9/11 that was the most riveting daytime TV I ever saw. Except this time it had a happy ending. Win!

I hope they get a TV movie deal, go on Oprah, sell t-shirts, the whole deal.

All hail Falcon the Balloon Boy and his PR managers, his brothers. Pure genius!

 
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Ginny
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:02 PM 

Well as punishment, he will be "Balloon Boy" the rest of his life.

 
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Aurora
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:06 PM 

Would you really spank him, Amber?

I don't see that he did anything wrong.

If anything I'd beat the parents for letting their kids play unattended with a huge helium balloon capable of carrying them away.

 
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Ginny
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:10 PM 

I don't know if I would actually spank him, but hiding out of fear of punishment for letting loose a giant balloon filled with helium which caused a major airport to shut down and the national guard to get involved strikes me as unaccaptable behavior.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:12 PM 

Nope... if I were 6 years old and I just unleashed hell, I'd hide too.



And the two articles I read didn't say anything about him having set it loose.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:17 PM 

I think his brothers did it actually. Sounds like he started to climb in, got in trouble and ran. Then one of his brother probably decided to get him in further trouble by letting the thing go and saying Falcon was in it.

A family that creates sensational balloon boy fiascoes together, stays together wink.gif

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:25 PM 

I don't know enough about the story to say for sure, Rory.

 
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Gray
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 8:39 PM 

So it begins...

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 10:16 PM 

Well, I disagree Aurora. I don't think it's right to teach kids it's ok to do something wrong, then try and hide/lie/cover it up. I hope if I ever have children, I teach them that the right thing to do is to own up to what you did. But you're correct in that I don't know he let it loose, I just made that assumption based on the fact he hid. It's evidence of consciousness of guilt. happy.gif

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 10:25 PM 

Who the fuck names their kid Falcon?
Of course the kid will have flight plans.
I blame the parents for naming the kid after a bird.

The Falcon will be grounded, for now.
Eventually he will take flight.
You'll see.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 15 2009, 10:27 PM 

I'm naming my child "Albatross".

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 12:54 AM 

Five things make me certain the entire thing was a hoax planned by the parents.

1 - on CNN tonight when the kid was asked why he hid so long, he said "We did it for the show"

2 - When the father was asked to explain what the kid said, he went all deer-in-the-headlights then got really defensive

3 - When the balloon flew away, who did the father call? The local NBC affiliate news channel

4 - The kid said he went and got some toys and snacks for hiding in the attic. WHAT? no one noticed?

5 - I've got a 6 year old. I have yet to see one that is capable of hiding quietly for 5 hours without needing to go to the bathroom, getting bored, or otherwise ending the game. It's simply not a reasonable thing to believe.



Now here's the part that I don't quite understand, but I REALLY want those parents to get the book throw at them for perpetrating this hoax. Attention whores should never be rewarded.

I'm not entirely sure why I feel so strongly about it, other than I felt so strongly sad and worried that a little kid might plummet do his death as a result of his parents stupidity. So, I guess I channel that energy into wanting those same parents to get drilled by the legal system.




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Ginny
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 1:38 AM 

Very Fishy.

Dad: Did you hear us calling your name at any time?
Falcon: Umm-hmm.
Dad: You did?
Mom: You did?
Dad: Then why didnt you come out?
Falcon: Um...you guys said...that, um...we did this for a show.
Dad: Yeah.
Mom: No.
Dad: Mmmm...

 
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October 16 2009, 3:29 AM 

And this is headline news? Like it's all over the media waves at an alarming rate.

A scary story for sure but does it really merit all the hoopla it seems to be getting?

 
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October 16 2009, 3:53 AM 

I'm guessing there will be some repercussions for causing an airport to shut down temporarily. Phony calls to emergency services are probably illegal too. (At least I hope they are)

I was seriously doubting the validity of this "accident" as soon as I read that the family had been on some wife swap reality show. The first thing I thought was publicity stunt.

 
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October 16 2009, 4:01 AM 

Can't edit, sorry.

You know who else can STFU and stop wasting my news reading time?

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Freaking attention whores. UGH!


 
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Those balloons...

October 16 2009, 8:41 AM 

There is a midget under her shirt holding those up right?

 
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Re: Those balloons...

October 16 2009, 9:21 AM 



Is that a fart noise after he admits it was for a show?

 
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Re: Those balloons...

October 16 2009, 9:31 AM 

Whole bunch of baloon boy memes...

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/10/15/balloon-boy-meme/

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 10:03 AM 

I can't watch most video at work but my friend said that the boy "barfed" on live TV today while being interviewed.

WTF with these parents? I am floored that they would care so much about publicity that they would subject their 6yo to all this.

They are getting plenty of publicity now. Jackasses.

 
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October 16 2009, 10:21 AM 

I watched that! They were on Good Morning America and Diane Sawyer was asking him for his version of it after his dad tried to totally spin it and you could tell he had been coached to lie, and it wasn't sitting well with him. He went off camera to throw up, but they didnt remove his microphone, so you could hear him puke (3x!)

I felt really bad for the kid and that pretty much convinced me that the whole thing is a sham. He knows it's wrong, it's his asshole parents who need the beating. Not the poor kid.

It actually doesn't totally suck


    
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Arwen
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 10:23 AM 

The press really should refuse to interview the kid.

 
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October 16 2009, 1:58 PM 

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 1:59 PM 

I don't see how you can watch the "we did it for a show" clip and not realize that it was a hoax. The Dad is quite obviously like, "oh shit". If it was just a kid being a kid, he would have been like laughing and saying, "what? What show did we do it for?"

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 2:28 PM 

He messed up. It was such a good hoax. He should have stepped back. Said he was embarrassed and wanted his privacy. Then gear up for Oprah or whatever. Don't slap your kid on TV all puking and stuff...


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 2:38 PM 

wait, so he puked on two different live morning shows?

Does that seem even fishier?

It actually doesn't totally suck

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 2:40 PM 

Kid's got a weak stomach. I could've told you that when I learned he chickened out of the balloon ride.

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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 2:47 PM 

Come one people, this is America. You have to do whatever you can to get on TV and stay on TV. Balloon Boy was good TV. We should all write our congressmen and demand that October 15th be made a national holiday. Then every year we all go outside and release mylar party balloons, with precariously attached baskets and little Ken Dolls inside.


    
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 16 2009, 2:51 PM 

And if your kid puked on one show, why would you drag him to the second one?

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 17 2009, 10:59 PM 

latest..

looks like criminal charges are imminent for the freakshow of a dad according to CNN.

I caught a bit of an earlier press conference where the dad shows up, hedges all questions and gets weird and evasive, then he waves a box around and tells reporters to come back later but they can leave their questions in the box.

I say they return and strap dad to the balloon and set him loose.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 18 2009, 12:03 PM 

I don't know for sure if the whole thing was true or not, but the dad dude has problems. Creepy man!


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 18 2009, 11:03 PM 

The Father is a slime. No telling what he told that kid before they went on camera. Told him something that scared him enough he threw up. SLIME BALL!


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 11:56 AM 

Apparently they admitted the whole thing was a hoax to get a show on TLC.

Which should tell you something about TLC's programming.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 12:48 PM 

God bless the people at Today- Merideath not blinking an eye while a little 6 year old boy pukes on national television. The whole entertainment culture, the media, the dad- EVERYONE IS FUCKING INSANE.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 12:50 PM 

Some people are saying the puking was staged, too.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 12:54 PM 

Doesn't TLC stand for The Lurid Channel?



I'm constantly amazed at the lengths people will go to get attention. Nevermind that the scumbag father is so attention starved that he is pestering every network he can think of to give him a show, but he actually coached his kids to lie to the police and everyone else about the circumstances regarding that stupido balloon.

Since the parents involved their children in the commission of their crimes, it's VERY likely that the children are going to end up in the foster care system. Hopefully the foster parents will try to teach the kids some values.


Oh, and the day after the wild ballon chase, I said this to my wife, "I can see no other reason a person would make a ballon that looks like that than to launch it and create a UFO hoax."

Well... it turns out that the UFO hoax was original plan. I doubt they would be facing jail time if they had managed to secretly launch their dumb ballon and then taken some pictures of it and called it a UFO.




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$8
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 1:12 PM 

You should see Richard Heene's website.

It's chock full of crazy!!

http://www.thepsyiencedetectives.com/






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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 2:16 PM 

Well, that website's the only thing redeeming about this whole thing....


 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 2:36 PM 

Oh and this...

The neighbor was about to kick some reporter ass, until the reporters assaulted him first. Interesting.





 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 2:53 PM 

LOL! They were all like cool with it when this guy was in a half nelson- but they all started shouting when the neighbor popped him??? OMFG! These news media people need to pull their heads out of their asses...

I hope the neighbor sues them all to death.

 
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$8
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 3:11 PM 

That was too funny.

He gave that guy the olde Nolan Ryan treatment.


Friggin neighbor is nuts too.




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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 3:13 PM 

Did you hear the news guys yelling "we win! we win!"

I was so totally rooting for the crazy ass neighbor!

 
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$8
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 3:15 PM 

This just goes to show... the average adult male has NO business playing knuckles-and-faces.

Unless you've trained as a boxer or MMA or whatever, you're gonna look like a big idiot when the fists get thrown.



"He jumped on me FROM BEHIND! "

He's obviously broken every playground fighting rule ever! knuckleheads!


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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 3:46 PM 

The neighbor dude, DID look kinda silly didn't he? I mean, I thought for a second he was going to do a Three Stooges, watch the hand poke there...happy.gif


 
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Gray
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 3:51 PM 

"You jumped me from behind?" WHACK, WHACK! That was great!

I'm glad the media guy got his face bashed a bit. I'm sorry that what seems to be an average citizen had to deal with his day to day life being disrupted. The media people (in this video) act as if they have more control of what goes on in life than any ordinary person.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 5:28 PM 

Actually AC, I believe the reporter was saying, "Stop the cameras, we're winning." That's not a very unbiased journalistic attitude.

That being said, the neighbor dude was out of control. He should have just waited for the cops. I wonder if they ever showed up.

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 5:43 PM 

I dunno, I think if I had a bunch of asshole paparazzi camping out in the middle of my street, blocking me from getting into my own house, by day 4 I'd want to punch someone too.

Sometimes "reporters" need to get slapped. It's good for our democracy and at the very least makes for good television happy.gif

 
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Re: 6-Year Old Balloon Boy

October 19 2009, 7:08 PM 

From $8.00: I'm constantly amazed at the lengths people will go to get attention. Nevermind that the scumbag father is so attention starved that he is pestering every network he can think of to give him a show, but he actually coached his kids to lie to the police and everyone else about the circumstances regarding that stupido balloon.

Since the parents involved their children in the commission of their crimes, it's VERY likely that the children are going to end up in the foster care system. Hopefully the foster parents will try to teach the kids some values.

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As a parent, I realize the worst thing in the world to possibly happen to you is to have your children taken away, but under these circumstances, the best thing to happen to this couple's children would be to be taken away from these crazy attention whores and be raised by (hopefully) caring and attentive foster parents who would teach them what it's like to be a family. This "family" is nothing of the sort.

 
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