This article struck my funny bone today. To get right to the point, a tractor trailer carrying 41,000 lbs, thats right FORTY ONE THOUSAND POUNDS of Little Debbie snacks flipped over and threw sugary goodness all over the highway and grass. The driver was not too badly injured.
I could just picture myself stopping to help:
"Nom, nom nom, cooz me, nom, nom. Ooo OK? Nom, nom, gulp... wait, ~licking fingers~, I'll be right back".
http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/6223935/