This thread is meant as no more than an oportunity to lament my youth.

Last night the law school hosted a smoker* at a club... I went early to pre drink then came home to watch a hockey game.

Today my friend is hosting an all day kegger.. I went for about 11:30 and started drinking.. it's now just before 3 and I came home b/c i have heartburn (which I've never had before... EVER)

le sigh.

goodbye youth.


*a "smoker" is a party hosted by the law school at a night club where law students get special privileges.

My most recent officially old moment was realizing that the sleep blanket lines on the left side of my eye were not from sleeping on a wrinkled blanket.

Thanks for the nightmares, Rosenberg. - Anne

Awww Lizz, I can relate. I figured, that since I'm not a smoker, I wouldn't need to worry about lines around my mouth at all... but I've recently realized that I'm wrong about that.

I'm so old my liver spots are wrinkled.

The other night I washed down an ant-acid with a beer. Don't know what message that sends, but that's what happened.

I take sleeping pills with alcohol all the time, and God knows nothing weird has ever happened when I sleep.

I used to have trouble with indigestion all the time.
Once, at a fund raiser thing, we had something for dinner that gave me indigestion. I had a clear disposable tumbler of what I assumed was punch so I dropped some alka seltzer in it.

It was wine.

It was gross.

It still worked.

I felt ancient tonite watching 'American Pie' yet again but thinking 'wow, I thought this was funny at some point in my life'.