So, a friend of mine's daughter is starting her own religion. She's 12. So, far she has a few items she's encrusted with "jewels" as symbols but hasnt come up with a name for her new religion and I really dont know any further details at this point except that her thoughts are, "If Jesus can do it; I can do it."

hmmmm. I think its rather cool.

What do you think?


Im wondering if she saw that episode of Family Guy where Peter starts his own religion worshiping the Fonz. Heeeeey.

Heaven help us.

The Jonas Brothers are no Beatles.

Not sure what you mean by that but Im fairly certain that she is not a fan of the JB.

Homer worshipping Fonz ... John Lennon saying the Beatles are bigger than Jesus ... tweeners worship the Jonas Brothers...

Too big of a stretch?

Scientology?

If Jesus can do it, she can do it?

Tell her to try walking on water and turning water into wine first.

well... really all she has to do is convince people she can do stunts like that :p

well if Lisa Simpson is able to create Lutherans, anything's possible.

Interesting 12 year old.

ummm

Lindsay's house of the holy would expect members to wear skinny jeans only to meetings, the 'host' would be Cinnabons and its minister would be some hot EMO guy with a snake bite piercing who denounces all material by Jonas, Cyrus, Beyonce and Mariah.

Wild random dancing would follow fellowship meetings and all would declare their love for the Kaulitz brothers (Tokio Hotel) and then like, they would totally do each others makeup.