The board being SO dead during the middle of the day. 1 post in 3 hours?

Is this something we should talk about? Personally, I blame facebook.

I have never been one of the creative posters, so I don't know how to start an exciting thread.

Um, jeans, sweatshirt, grapes, and rain.

I don't know that I am all that creative, but I'm really busy at work so I've been quiet. I'm a little more than halfway through looking at about 4000 pages of purse and accessory catalogs in a copyright infringement case, looking for anything that might be a copy. I've also got a bunch of belts and purses and watches in my office that are just going to end up in the file ... "OH THE HUMANITY!"

I have a friend who keeps sending me these stupid text messages that I s'pose are what he thinks are inspirational and heartfelt.

I want to tell him to fruck off with the stupid texts.

Too strong? I don't mind the text messaging I just don't care for the stupid empty 'roses are lovely and the sky is crispy blue' messages. Like it makes him more interesting or more contemplative. He forgets that I KNOW him.

Lets see... "Today we construct tomorrow. Our dreams are woven within."

WTF? Isn't that something like 'same sh*t, different day'?

Yeah, my cup is half empty! What of it?!



"Ta Friggin da"

Text to Bider
It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.

OH, and Ginny, I could really use a watch, so feel free to take something as evidence that you need to send to a Canadian evaluation committee to test for infringement, or something sounding more plausible.

LOL Aurora!

"It is always easier to create a mythos that is intangible."

WTF? I don't even know what that means? I'm more worried about what I'm going to have for dinner.

Anyway, carry on.

Today, while walking down the stairs
I saw a man who was not there.
He was not there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away.

My right eye has been twitching all damn day and it won't stop.  When I asked a co-worker "Look at my eye, can you see it?  LOOK AT IT!"  he couldn't see it.  It's like this invisible twitch that is annoying the hell out of me. 

I also blame facebook.

You know even FB is kinda dead today- just maybe one of these weekly slumps!

My eye has been twitching for about two weeks now. It's making me insane. And I can't hear anything out of my left ear, and the earliest ENT appointment I could get is a week from today. I feel all twitchy and lopsided, and I have to lie down alot.

What's green and pecks at a tree?


Woody Wood Pickle.


What? It's all I've got, I ate a Laffy Taffy

Text to Bider:

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I am

I might use that one! LOL




"Ta Friggin da"

I hate the eye twitch!

Totally stress related for me. About a week before exams it will start up, and last until about 3 days after I'm finished. And it's the same thing.. I know it's twitching but no one else can see it.


Tru, my mom had one ear plugged for most of the summer. There was an infection and then once that was gone, it just took WEEKS for the fluid that had built up to drain away. I should ask her if it's totally back to normal now.

It's making me CRAZY! I can't hear anything and I feel all loopy. I hope it doesn't take that long to get better. Best vibes to your mom!

Have you let your kids know yet that you can't hear out of one ear. Hopefully they are nicer to you than I was to my mom about sneaking up on her.

ear infection mayber Tru? I had one once and I felt like I was walking all weird. My equilibrium was right off.

And WTF with the eye-twitchy? I've had it as well for about 4 days at different times.

I will leave you all with this nugget of profound wisdom as provided by a girl in Lindsay's class. She has announced that the H1N1 shots indeed contain microchips that get implanted into us all for the gubment and other unsavoury sorts to track our every move.

The more you know.

I've been on Amoxocillin for a week now, and my ear is still all clogged up. I'm going to the gym today for the first time since I broke my ribs. I will probably fall off the bike.

I've been using a Neti Pot since I got the sinus infection. I will try this maneuver ASAP! Thanks, Appy.

can you post it on you tube? Good luck!

"Block the back of your throat with your tongue to keep solution from draining down your throat"

Good luck with that one.

If you make the hard K sound, thats blocking the back of your throat. Its really not that difficult.

The solution sounds worse than the problem.

:s


But I had a lot of problems with ENT stuff when I was younger... once you puke blood out through your nose, you really come to like not having stuff come out that way.

It didn't work.

It says if you have a bad blockage you might have to do it two or three times. Did you have the nasal relief spray?

Tune in next week for..is Facebook killing the board?? Duh duh duhhhhhhh

Are you all facebooking with one another? Thats the problem.

Dont cross the streams.

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

As usual, Appy is right.

(And I bet that movie is a netflix instant...)

I did not have the nasal spray. Will pick some up this afternoon and try again. It sucks not being able to hear. When I was riding the bike at the gym, I could hear my heartbeat in my ear. It was quite painful.