Two items I'd like tips/advice/idle conversation on:
1. One of the condo units I was checking today had a bottle of triple sec and a bottle of amaretto liquer left in it. I'm required to remove leftover booze from the property, so they are now mine. What can I use these to make?
2. Suppose there was a girl you were considering dating. She's very attractive, fun, great personality. However, she doesn't know how to kiss. Like bad. Of all the people you've ever kissed, she's the worst. How does one address this issue, or should it just be a dealbreaker?
Triple sec goes in margaritas, so it's always handy to have around. Amaretto is kind of gross IMO but you could put it in coffee. I have a cheesecake recipe it goes in, too.
Can you really tell after one kiss if someone is really bad at it? Maybe she was nervous and bowled over by your charm.
I'm going to guess you got kinda hot and heavy into the kissing. Try taking baby steps regarding kissing. Go back to a little peck, a longer peck. Keep your mouth mostly closed and hold back on the tongue until you guys get used to each others' style.
Or polish off the bottle of Amaretto before kissing her, and you won't really care.
She seems to have this preconceived notion that every kiss needs to be open mouth. And it's like she's releasing a scared moth into my mouth, it's all over the place. I tried to guide into simpler things but she ended up doing the exact same thing every single time, and never "followed my lead." I'm not sure if this is an issue that you actually talk about or that you just walk away from...
I thought that my new honeybiscuit couldnt kiss on our first kiss but now I think he is one of the best kissers Ive ever kissed. Give it a second, third or maybe fourth shot.
Dont know what to do with the liquor except to drink it.
I dated a guy in high school who was a really really bad kisser. Not quite the scared moth being released into my mouth bad, but bad. I really liked him and he was super nice to me, so it wasn't a dealbreaker. I just didn't really enjoy kissing him. After we broke up and a few years went by, we dated again. Still really a bad kisser.
Maybe the last boyfriend taught her those moves and thought it was great. Instead of criticizing her method, you might want to just say you like it a different way.
Try to consider how you would want someone to approach the subject with you if they thought you were the terrible kisser.
Strawberries. Feed her strawberries as an experiment all sexy like. Take the pointy end and have her close her mouth around it as she takes a bite. Put one in your mouth and have her bite it. Play around with some whip cream and different fruit. Try blindfolds.
Do about 20 minutes of that and the kissing will get better...a lot better.
Just skip the kissing and have her move onto the head giving.
At least you'll know if she is bad at that mouth activity as well.
Unless you're worried that she might bite it severely, cause she has really bad mouth control.
Maybe have her practive with a banana first.
