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Breasteses and cell phones

December 31 2010 at 11:22 AM
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So last night I was watching a really stupid horror movie called something like "Bikini Babes on Ice" with my dude. And we started talking about their boobs, and I said something like "oh well at least she's a C" and his reply was, "No, she's a B"

So I got him to guess mine, and he was totally scary bang on, even noticing slight differences between different bras I have.


So my question, are all you guys this good at guessing boob size, or should I be checking his closet for women's clothing*?




*I'm not actually concerned; I was more impressed at the skill, and ashamed of my lack of boob size gauging ability.


    
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Theocracy
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Re: Breasteses

December 31 2010, 11:34 AM 

Breast sizing is a class all men are required to take once we hit puberty.

 
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Re: Breasteses

December 31 2010, 11:37 AM 

Wow, the classes girls have to take are so much less fun.



I don't know why this surprises me so much. I guess I just expected you to stare at boobs, and not put as much thought into the housing.

 
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Re: Breasteses

December 31 2010, 12:25 PM 

Also.... since the bra is a great place to store a phone (but always screen out so you don't get boob sweat shorting it out) I thought I would also mention that I'm trying to get my hands on one of these

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I'm kind of obsessing about it, which makes me annoying.

 
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Re: Breasteses

December 31 2010, 1:00 PM 

I don't care that I'm commenting on my own post again. Totally don't!

I've pretty much finished all that I'm going to do this week. I have 2 hours to kill before the office closes early and no one to entertain me.


Hmm... maybe I'll shop for shoes.

 
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Re: Breasteses

December 31 2010, 3:28 PM 



Your Dude really payed attention in the breast class, we were told to look at the sides of a women breast to judge the size. A full breasted women will have lots on the sides in a tee shirt or sweather, special bras can make it hard to judge , but telling the right size is impressive.
My wife is a 36 C I am luck man
LMAO

 
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niin
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Re: Breasteses

November 27 2011, 9:26 PM 

get back to work you lazy cunt

 
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AnonoGobble
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November 26 2011, 3:00 AM 


 
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November 26 2011, 11:50 AM 

I bounced at a "gentleman's club" for six years. As a result, not only can I guess the size, I can also tell fake from real, and usually have a decent idea of exactly how they will look without clothing.

The only thing that ever surprises me are the areolas, those things are like snowflakes.

I'm even more accurate with other lady parts. It is a completely useless skill at this point in my life.

 
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AnonoGobble
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November 26 2011, 4:49 PM 

I have NEVER had a guy accurately guess my boob size

 
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November 26 2011, 7:46 PM 

I really don't care about the size.
I really don't care if they are real or fake.
If I get to play with them, then they are nice boobs.

 
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November 28 2011, 8:59 AM 

My only thought on this thread was, "Why on Earth would she want an HTC Desire? That phone has been out for like a year."

Then I saw the date from the post.

My girlfriend doesn't have any boobs. Jesus put all his love in her butt.

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

 
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AnonoGobble
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November 28 2011, 9:11 AM 

Jesus sure is gettin' naughty these days.

 
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AnonoGobble
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November 28 2011, 9:31 AM 

The answer is porn.

 
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Arwen
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November 28 2011, 9:31 AM 

LOL @ Dr Zh

 
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