Ok, so I wear dress shirts with button down collars. Before I wash them I treat the collars with a stain remover, Shout specifically. Until now I kept the Shout on a shelf next to the washer. The problem is I always apply Shout to the shirts in the bedroom as I separate the laundry.
My great brain says to maximize efficiency keep the Shout in the closet near the bathroom since I have other cleaners stored there. So today while spraying the collars I noticed the Shout smelled funny, sort of like bleach actually. After spraying 4 shirts I looked at the label of the white bottle only to realize I just sprayed 4 shirts with TILEX bathroom cleaner. D'oh!
So I would totally sing along with this song while driving, but the other day when it was REALLY bad traffic, and I was stuck sitting in one place for about 45 minutes, this song came on, and I guess with the lack of engine and wind noise, I realized that the lyrics, which I admit, I thought were a little strange, were in fact wrong.
The lyrcs in question...
London to Ibiza,
Straight to LA, New York,
Vegas to Africa"
Except where it's "vegas" I thought it was "Babies"
So I was singing "Babies to Africa!" and thinking "That's weird that she's singing about sending babies to Africa in a club song, esspecially since people adopt them OUT of Africa."
I ran right into the bicycle rack on the back of the car in front of me at a toll booth this morning. Totally zoned out. Guy gets out, never looks at me, shakes the rack, I yell "I'M SORRY," he still doesn't look but seems really pissed, gets back in car and speeds away. Whew.
He was from Florida. Maybe that's why he was so sour. There's no beach here and the last few days have been colder than a well digger's butt.