Remember remember the 5th of November!

Tomorrow is Bank Transfer Day, the brainchild of the Occupy Wall Street movement. My office has been receiving death threats, bomb threats, arson threats and robbery threats since a day or so after #banktransferday was born.

So - you know - if the 99% get their way, there might be one less poster here after tomorrow. It's awfully hard to support a "non-violent" movement when the majority of its violence is directed at you and your co-workers.

Wish me luck, pendejos!

I find it interesting that the anon doesn't want to fuck banks, fuck 'em right in their fucking assholes when everything else seems fair game for ass fucking.

Thanks Smirk, I seriously needed a good laugh at the moment and that was a tea snorfer!

It's so cool that the "occupy" people have graduated from pissing and shitting in the streets to smashing windows and making death threats. They're going to fix everything and make the world perfect any minute now, I just know it.

THUNDERDOME!! Taters? You aren't ready?

I already bank at a credit union, pffft.

Survived bank transfer day: I did it. Not even one murder!

I apparently shut down comprehension when it comes to occupy wallstreet - what is bank transfer day?

Okay... since the board shouldn't be my wikipedia, I googled. It seems that it was the day to cancel your account at one bank, take your money across the street and open another account?

Now how would that kill an anon?

I think it's kind of like the sound of one hand clapping. Nobody cares.

But apparently, you do.

Oh, look who's back! And right after yet another brilliant Deng post! What an unpleasant surprise.

Ugggh. Why the HELL would I waste my time writing Mr. Deng posts. They're immature posts and you know it!

Is that your real last name? I guess that's one way to show 'em.

Yes, that is my real name. Just to prove that I'm not some random Anon retard.

Oh man. Not a good plan at all.

I know it was a risk Squid, but someone had to be done.

Just when I think Heather couldn't get any more stupid she goes and does something like this..AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HERSELF!

Ok, now. Address? Phone number? I mean, if you're going to prove something...you gotta go all the way.

Why create a log in and build a persona with your posting history when you can just throw your real name on a message board? It's pure genius.

Fuck off Anon! That's what spam filters are for. Jerk!

Spam filters can stop crazy(er) people from calling you at work or murdering you in your sleep?

The internet IS truly magical.

Heather's Freudian slip is classic. And so appropos.

Well, you gotta do someone. That's for sure.

Just for fun Anons, I have news for you. I was messing with you. You honestly believe that I'd be that dumb and post MY REAL NAME ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD!? COME ON NOW!!! REALLY!!?

Oh, that's rich.

If you say so, dumbass.

Heather,

You are more than welcome to become a Diggler. If they'll adopt me, they'll adopt anyone.

Yeah! I'm with "Heather". Who would be dumb enough to use their REAL name on a message board?

Seriously.

you guys been reading all this? yeah...

Better yet, email her and let us know how it goes.

How many Heathers' are there in America? Also that's not my real e-mail address, or hasn't you been paying attention asshole.

But by all means - e-mail away if it would make you happy.

^^nuts

Just in time for thanksgiving, a healthy dose of crazysauce.

Hey, Heather...how bout those crazy Christians? That's some wild stuff, eh?

Better yet - Heather, stop posting on the internet and listen to your teacher. At this rate you're going to wind up in summer school again.

Hey Koool...was your lady friend's name "Heather" by any chance?

1. I'm not crazy

2. I'll post on this board whenever I want

3. Fuck Off Anons!

4. Not all, you have to agree that most Christians are crazy.

We haven't had an old fashioned hazing in a long time.

I'm awaiting the accusations of Heather being incarnations of boarders past

I didn't say you were crazy. But you left some crazysauce on the thread. Anons loooove crazysauce. They lap it up like hungry little puppies. If you want them to lay off, I suggest going a little lighter on the crazysauce.

I'd bet 1 MILLION dollars that you are Koool's alter ego.

Yeah, gotta look out for those Christians. You never know when one will come out of nowhere and post crazy shit on the internet.

Oh, Heather's been around. No doubt about that. She finds things "boring," digs up Mr. Deng threads...yep, next thing you know she'll be on the Christmas card list and selling everybody jewelry only to reveal she really lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Isn't that right, Heather?

Thanks anon. Now to pick names and pull up old threads please?

My pleasure.

Heather's new name is Crazysauce. It works.

Oh that's rich. Make one comment and people use it as ammo against me. KOOOL is an okay guy, but I'm far from him.

To answer your question Anny, I do enjoy playing these plays with these retarded Anons; the vermin of our online society.

I say BRING IT!!!!

Your tone is so familiar. Very Afro-esque.

Plus, you parrot a lot of what you read.

I didn't ask you a question, "Heather".

Maybe she can read minds

OOOO! Maybe so, Ronnie! Let's see...

What am I thinking?

If you'd really like to post here and aren't just a troll - to start with, you could try saying "retarded" and calling people "retards" a little less. We have people who post here with kids or family members who are developmentally delayed in various ways and it's pretty insulting.

Or you could just find another board where there's less retards and Christians ruining your day. We have some of both here.

There's an idea. But Heather the Crazysauce can post whereever she wants to so nanny nanny boo boo.

You tell 'em, Heather. Your arguments for staying are stellar, I'm sure.

We have some of both here.

And sometimes they're the same person!

Aren't we upset today.

Oh. You're cardude.

In protest of this last batch of lame anons and inane fake newbs I'm posting a huge picture to ruin the thread.

You shouldn't have DJ.

By the way Ginny, I'll call people "retarded" whenever I want.

I'm sure you will. I was just offering in the off chance you weren't actually a complete asshole.

I see I was mistaken, carry on.

I think the term you looking for is total bitch. Some on my part granted, but the rest solely on you.

Total yawnfest is more like it.

True, but Ginny needs to be put in her place.

Ugh. Definitely not a noob anon. Just someone who gets a thrill trying to get a rise out of the bored.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

DJ - your cat has beautiful eyes.

And then it sounded creepy and less complimentary. But what the heck.

Silly dj, you can't ruin a thread with a picture of rascal.

Well, not with a picture of that end of rascal anyway.

Ha...Maestra is correct.

I would GIS cat butt, but Heather is already here.

And I'm not leaving anytime soon.

Great! Tell us more about your mother-in-law. That was riveting.

Changing the subject in attempt to get more laughs? Pretty lame Anon.

Changing nothing!! It's all about you. How's she treating you these days?

Oh I'm sorry. Were you saying something?

Yeah, just wondering if that old shrew was still giving you a hard time. I find that hiding in another room of the house is an effective way to avoid pesky relatives.

How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?

I think the both of you need a hot cup of STFU. In the face.

Or you could just kiss and get it over and done with.

Still a pain, huh?

That's too bad.

Alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Isn't a little early to be drinking Anon. What would the wife think?

sigh

Even I'm not this bored.

Touche

It's like sparring with someone with one arm and one leg who is blind. I'm waiting for her to bust out with "I know you are but what am I?" I almost feel bad for it, if "she" wasn't such an unbelievable ass.

It just isn't your day, is it Anon?

OK, so let me get this straight -

That Heather lady ISN'T really you, and that's not your email address? You're not Heather you're PLEATHER?

So - at best you're a liar and that really is you and that was dumb to share, or at worst you just tossed a stranger under the OTTVB bus, and you hope that there's not ACTUALLY a really crazy person here that may harrass them randomly because they'd like to harrass you??

You mean I shouldn't have send 16 pizzas to her house and her office earlier today after spending 15 seconds learning everything there is to know about her?

Which is a joke of course, but I can tell you that much, much, much worse things have actually happened here, and that's some fucked up shit right there, Pleather.

True, but who would be stupid to send an e-mail to that address? Slurring in your speech again Squid? Pity.

So your response is not to say, "Man, I did kinda fuck up there, either way. My apologies group."

I haven't used this in a while, but you've earned it.

I'm sure "Heather" has seen it before. It's been around a while - "Heather/dude", that is.

No big deal. So what if I got a stamp of disproval from the almighty Squid Boy.

I can see how rankled you are. I'm also wagging my finger and muttering 'tut tut tut.'

You type like Appalled on an iPad. You also hate Squid. Cardude got checked by Squid. Squid loves Appalled. Therefore, you're cardude.

Case. Rested.

Wait, what about me loving squid and pj and still, after all these years, being so jealous I never got a stamp!!

And why are you all feeding the troll?

Because you're not providing gripping original content?

He got you there.