. . . are women complicated?

So are men. Unless they're not.

Why...

are men assholes?
is the sky blue?
do people tailgate you to red lights?
do sheep perpetuate our sick consumer/over-indebted culture by spending money they can't afford on Black Friday stupidness?
do those little, tiny balls of lint accumulate in man navels, but not woman navels?
do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?